When a customer is hovering over the counter so you lowkey just smash their face with the espresso tamp
When a customer is hovering over the counter so you lowkey just smash their face with the espresso tamp
by Guilty-Meeting-2603
6 Comments
ferrethater
honestly i need to start keeping a portafilter next to my bed in case of break-ins. you cant handle something like that and not think at least once about how good it would be at breaking bones… just me?
yumfrumunduhcheese
Talkin bout how sick they’ve been.
AdOverall3944
“Do you have a charger i can use?”
starletimyours
One time there was this kid absolutely glued to the counter stating at me completely interrupted in the middle of a massive rush… I looked at em and said ‘hey.. you know that feeling when you’re trying to do your school work and the teacher is behind you watching?’ they go ‘mmmhm’ and I replied with ‘well, thats kind of how you’re making me feel right now’ the kid went 😳 and went back to their parents so fast lol.
Rakins_420
I like to give em the ol steam wand purge
Neither_Bluebird_703
There was this one time a guy asked us how fine we grind our espresso while hovering over the counter. When I was trying to answer, he reached over and stuck his fingers onto the tamping mat to touch the leftover grounds on there. Should have tamped his hand…
6 Comments
honestly i need to start keeping a portafilter next to my bed in case of break-ins. you cant handle something like that and not think at least once about how good it would be at breaking bones… just me?
Talkin bout how sick they’ve been.
“Do you have a charger i can use?”
One time there was this kid absolutely glued to the counter stating at me completely interrupted in the middle of a massive rush… I looked at em and said ‘hey.. you know that feeling when you’re trying to do your school work and the teacher is behind you watching?’ they go ‘mmmhm’ and I replied with ‘well, thats kind of how you’re making me feel right now’ the kid went 😳 and went back to their parents so fast lol.
I like to give em the ol steam wand purge
There was this one time a guy asked us how fine we grind our espresso while hovering over the counter. When I was trying to answer, he reached over and stuck his fingers onto the tamping mat to touch the leftover grounds on there. Should have tamped his hand…