I really like that the salamis at my kitchen wear cunty little fishnets

by Techna-flora

19 Comments

  1. TooManyJabberwocks

    He’s yelling at the salami again

  2. dangerzzzzoneee

    Taking it off with your teeth is not food safe

  3. I’d clean the whole thing up, then make a nice diagonal cut in the middle and start slicing to both ends from there.

  4. Organic-Feeling-3523

    Fuck that’s hot. I’d do unspeakable things to that slutty salami

  5. karigan_g

    real ones know those aren’t fishnets, they’re shibari for suspension play 😈

  6. Different-Bag-8217

    Be happy that it’s been done with care at least…

  7. Brief-Pair6391

    Do you take them home and play dress up, or what ?

  8. Enough_Ad_9338

    I might be high, I thought you had a joint the size of a hamburger.

  9. DogPrestidigitator

    Me feed you long time, me so hardy.