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came home from work to this on the table and the oven on
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came home from work to this on the table and the oven on


i think my roommates've been drinking

by cadmium-n48

17 Comments

  1. HeyLookImInterneting

    Murder in the first degree.

  2. mittelegna

    I know that’s a kitchen scissors, but it’s disturbing nonetheless. I don’t think your roommate is a serial killer, but I also think it would be okay to add a couple extra locks to your bedroom door. Good luck.

  6. Sammie123321

    Do you live with a Korean? Bc they taught me to chop everything with scissors and I love it

    Shitty the oven was still on though

  7. DDrewit

    Weed or opiates?

    Anyways, this isn’t great, but I’m not seeing a crime here with the pizza.

  10. spraypaintyourass

    I mean the scissors aren’t a problem. So I vote not a crime.

  13. WillowFlip

    My friend’s southern Italian grandma used to make huge rectangular pizzas and cut them up with kitchen scissors. I still don’t know how I feel about it.

  14. Over_Writing467

    ![gif](giphy|KBg4LUuxOzGNi)

    is this your roommate?

  15. WorldFamousPizzaPaul

    Just tell us that your roommates were sticking their heads in the oven.

  16. Lord_Wicki

    I’ve cut pizza with scissors, it actually works pretty well.

  17. sincubus33

    What’s wrong with marinara on pizza?