fake Salt Bae has seriously devolved into an even more sloppy version



by ImadeJesusLaugh

29 Comments

  1. poopshipdestroyer34

    Please stop touching my food brother. Just let me fucking eat!

  2. TheBestintheWest11

    I like how nobody gives a fck lol

  3. No_Creme_9794

    It just looks weird, how can these things actually get attention from customers

  4. goofandaspoof

    They’re trying so hard to be “Impressive” with their temu food tray and gold leaf.
    You know what impresses me when I go to a restaurant? When the food tastes good.

  5. pghcrew

    It’s pretty weird people pay someone to play with their food before eating it.

  6. Key-Regular3405

    I’m not amused by him and so is the person who is getting the dessert from him. It’s not entertaining.

  7. Strebmal2019

    I swear this guys probably so coked out

  8. PissNBiscuits

    He has such a weird amount of overconfidence and ego doing something that you could train chimp to do just as well.

  9. Asmodias1

    Instead of Salt Bae… we get Salt Baby

  10. IceCoughy

    Money doesn’t buy taste or intelligence

  11. RemyWhy

    Aliens studying our downfall 400 years from now: “They paid more money for this to happen.”

  12. willcastforfood

    I’ve seen this sub enough that I know what’s coming with the knife and fork twirl

  13. basic-x

    So he put the white thingy which was on the side to the side, put the golden thingy which was on the top to the top, and sprinkled some kind of dust from that container… Did I miss something?

  14. CorrectMulberry994

    What is the white stuff he always twirls? It looks like cream cheese.

  15. Jolly_Shelter2024

    lol I’m starting to like this guy now, shits just so fucking ridiculous

  16. CorrectMulberry994

    What is making it smoke? Dry ice?

    Also what country is this?

  17. AkkoKagari_1

    Im convinced this restaurant doesn’t actually sell food, it just sells gimmicks and you’re not actually meant to eat it because its been pawed by like 5 dudes before you get to actually eat it.

  18. TechnicalHighlight29

    Salt Bae is a bitch. Fuck that dumb shit. He made stupid food even more stupid than it could be.

    End rant over dumb food at its peak

  19. Sir_Soft_Spoken

    If I ever pay $3000 to get a steak covered in gold leaf and served in a fucking smoke bomb, commit me.

  20. BigDumbandSexy

    I’m convinced those who waste money on this do it for the rage bait views, and not as a genuine flex or experience.

  21. LinkOfKalos_1

    You know. I’m coming around on this guy

  22. konvictjeans

    I am starting to like that little feller.

  23. Freezedriedalien

    You guys are all so hard on Mini-Bae. I love Mini-Bae.