What is your monkey’s paw wish for the kitchen

by joy-puked

29 Comments

  1. Good_Presentation_59

    I wish for a monkey’s palm with no bad effects.

  2. flyxdvd

    memes aside, this has to be carved right?

  3. Jealous_Acorn

    I wish to be off every Saturday night. Do your worst, monkey paw.

    I dare a cook to wish to be on a high salary. You don’t even need a monkey’s paw for that one to do its worst.

  4. SlightDish31

    Put that back in the ground, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

  5. MeatImmediate6549

    I choose to believe this is AI and thus to preserve my fragile sanity.

  6. concrete_marshmallow

    Pickle it in a jar & keep it forever.

  7. karigan_g

    the sixth finger really adds to the creep factor

  8. _Red_Eye_Jedi_

    Give yourself a sweet stranger……. You’ve earned it.

  9. RichardBonham

    Wow! A [Hand of Glory!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_of_Glory)

    Admittedly, it looks like a right hand. Perhaps that’s the hand that did the deed.

    This is a very potent talisman, so keep it safe and treat it with caution and respect.

    (Unless you ate it already you filthy animals.)

  10. FunDmental

    Frankenstein? That thing came right off Nosferatu.

  11. Kencon2009

    That is some hoodoo shit put it back in the ground. Maybe get some talismans of protection or somthing.

  12. YcemeteryTreeY

    Dont let Chase Utley near that thing

  13. JDCTsunami

    uhhaakkkutally it’s frankenstein’s monster uhhhh

  14. Brilliant_Buns

    Jesus Christ I’m so high and this was a jump scare

    I’m gonna go lie down

  15. Flooping_Pigs

    I want another sink that isn’t one of the hand wash stations or in the dishpit/next to the dishwasher

  16. FondleGanoosh438

    I got the Super Bowl off so that’s basically going to be paid for in the future. Pretty close to a monkey paw wish in real life. It’s massive ask because I’m in Washington and a Seahawks fan.