I’m not sure I’ve ever come across a label this bad that wasn’t written by a line cook…
by FlockYeah
36 Comments
queenblattaria
BeefDerfex
And must be…..what? What else must it be?
bartkurcher
It reads like Borat in my head “Granny Esmit- very nice”
SmegmaSiphon
You lika de juic?
TheTwoOneFive
I feel like someone used gen AI to make that
Cautious-Insect7281
Hugged and squeezed and named Georg?
Timeman5
And must be what?
Hot_Sir573
Where did you get unpasteurized apple juice? U can make cider super easy with that shit lol
fillmont
Half tempted to just chalk it up to overzealous use of AI, but the Granny Esmit makes me think of bad transliterations of English words by native Spanish speakers, so who knows what is going on. Could be a non-native speaker doing his or her best?
djdayer
And must be use? Lol what?
Dismal_Tutor3425
What in the fuck is a creisp?
Maltedmilksteak
honey CREEEISP
Mumbawobz
r/confleis
Beginning_Week_2512
Granny Esmit. From twilight obviously.
MagicSwordMagic
dat shit posterized
hymntastic
I got a stromboli from the near me the other day and I noticed on the menu that they were ‘bolis
gingerbeard1321
speakeasynesstitude
Monkeydad1234
Why did the letter e bail on the word juice and move in with the word crisp?
36 Comments
And must be…..what? What else must it be?
It reads like Borat in my head “Granny Esmit- very nice”
You lika de juic?
I feel like someone used gen AI to make that
Hugged and squeezed and named Georg?
And must be what?
Where did you get unpasteurized apple juice? U can make cider super easy with that shit lol
Half tempted to just chalk it up to overzealous use of AI, but the Granny Esmit makes me think of bad transliterations of English words by native Spanish speakers, so who knows what is going on. Could be a non-native speaker doing his or her best?
And must be use? Lol what?
What in the fuck is a creisp?
honey CREEEISP
r/confleis
Granny Esmit. From twilight obviously.
dat shit posterized
I got a stromboli from the near me the other day and I noticed on the menu that they were ‘bolis
speakeasynesstitude
Why did the letter e bail on the word juice and move in with the word crisp?
https://preview.redd.it/hctqshi326gg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce78a7862ec30011d55100b0a84b75ce9d22abc
Ees espeak to tex. Kitchen Spanglish.
…my dyslexic ass thought the right one said fresh granny juice i was concerned
Not an entire thought on the entire label!
It’s pronounced Jweek
thought I was on r/confleis at first.
I bet it’s delicious
It must be, because if it weren’t it would not exist
# DRIK JUIC
Today is not brought to you by the letter E
What country, OP?
Does refrigerated at all times mean you have to drink it in the fridge?
I love me some non-pasteurized apple cider, but I wouldn’t use it in a restaurant except at the bar.
Well… the big question is, Is it delicious apple juic?
legally distinct appale juic (NON PASTEURIZED)
At least Fresh isn’t in parentheses.
Nope.
It’s just not even close to the same without the E.
r/ihadastroke