The year is 2099, and the world is nearly destroyed thanks to the global warming, the big companies refusing to do anything about it, and corruption of those in power. A group of scavengers looking for anything that still can be used stumbles upon a still-standing but partly buried in sand gas station in a very remote area. That’s what’s they find inside, sitting in the miraculously-survived glass counter display. “No luck today either”, says the group’s leader.
bloobun
You should share this to a fossil subreddit LOL
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420
You might have to actually call the police on this one.
MXAI00D
Beef jerky flavor?
sohereiamacrazyalien
is this for carbonivores?
MarkInmanSuperGenius

ubermonkeyprime
When pizza has been dead this long it will try to eat your brains
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I’ve seen some reasonable gas station pizza… this, though, is less of a crime than it is a declaration of war
That looks like a health code violation and may need to be reported as an actual crime
That looks to be a literal crime. Call the health department before it’s too late for some hungry traveler
Fuck, that shit is dead AND mummified.
Criminal
I’ve eaten worse. Evidence of (financial) fraud or attempted murder if you want to stretch some definitions, but not an explicit pizza crime imo.
What is a worse crime the lack of quality or that horrific price….yikes
Look how they massacred my boy
It’s dead, Jim.
How many months has the gas station been abandoned?
Mummified pizza… I’m pretty sure that stuff will put you in a hospital.
This pizza looks ornamental.
a real crime took place here. 🍕
$3.49 for a slice of cardboard 😬!
Is that pizza jerky?
https://preview.redd.it/q73e6t6vccgg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d7ba38a4eaf5fb666f901ec88a2514bd5d97d2
FFFFF
Guilty asf!
The same time that pizza has been in that case.
20 years with no possibility of parole.

The year is 2099, and the world is nearly destroyed thanks to the global warming, the big companies refusing to do anything about it, and corruption of those in power. A group of scavengers looking for anything that still can be used stumbles upon a still-standing but partly buried in sand gas station in a very remote area. That’s what’s they find inside, sitting in the miraculously-survived glass counter display. “No luck today either”, says the group’s leader.
You should share this to a fossil subreddit LOL
You might have to actually call the police on this one.
Beef jerky flavor?
is this for carbonivores?

When pizza has been dead this long it will try to eat your brains

Ohhhhh, that’s unfortunate