half life pizza

12 Comments

1. 

   Downvoted_Defender 21 hours ago

   Somehow even more underwhelming than i could have anticipated.

2. 

   2thenorth 21 hours ago

   Spend half your life in jail for this monstrosity !

3. 

   IcyTheGuy 21 hours ago

   None pizza with left sauce

4. 

   the-original-erk 20 hours ago

   Punishment for crime is immediate assimilation by head crab.

5. 

   south-of-the-river 20 hours ago

   The CD is pizza sauce coloured

   THE CD IS PIZZA SAUCE COLOURED

   All the things he did and HE DIDN’T DO THE MAIN THING

6. 

   ludicrouspeedgo 19 hours ago

   This isnt a pizza. Mistrial.

7. 

   SAwfulBaconTaco 18 hours ago

   Would have been far better as one of those big cookies, decorated with frosting, instead of whatever this was.

8. 

   pman13531 18 hours ago

   It had an incredibly short half-life as a pizza or even something edible.

9. 

   DavieStBaconStan 18 hours ago

   It’s round dough with some bullshit on top. 

10. 

    Jesterchunk 17 hours ago

    Nothing against it being half life themed, but it’s just so BARREN. At least make a margherita first and then do the pattern.

11. 

    PlaceZealousideal928 16 hours ago

    Wake up and… And smell the ashes…

12. 

    Taserface_345 16 hours ago

    Dont put it in a microwave