Do not come near me for the next 24 hours | 2 eggs, 500g Heinz beans with parmesan that hasn’t melted, 300g of tuna
Do not come near me for the next 24 hours | 2 eggs, 500g Heinz beans with parmesan that hasn’t melted, 300g of tuna
by Peepeeman2981
48 Comments
Ragebaiterlmao
Everyone be power farting today
blvckhvrt
Vile combination brother omg
AverageInfamous7050
Once you leave the toilet, if it’s still standing, it will never work correctly again.
Librosinleer
Smash but I ate too much tuna this week
therekamniar4891
All that was missing was cassava flour and two spoonfuls of white rice.
CrystalWebb13
The meal of a competitive Power Shitter.
Jeffrey_Bernard
No-Hospital-21
might need to call a plumber.. or 2
Jlx_27
OP wants to make a new hole in the ozone layer…
MysticMarauder69
You know you can workout without eating like this, right?
elonmusktheturd22
If yours is like mine, keep a window open lol
Ope_85311
Ya gotta at least credit u/elonmusktheturd22 for the inspiration
EmergencyGrocery3238
Why would you do that, whyyy????
ReallyBrainDead
NO OPEN FLAMES!!
shadowtheimpure
Jesus, your ass must be a deadly weapon at this point. I’m talking Geneva Conventions level.
Jwchibi
Why’s everyone fart maxing this month?
moonwaternymph
That ass STANKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
insecurity_trickster
Please stay away from the bench press and the leg press. Best stay away from weights altogether. Also, no squats – should go without saying, really. Just some light cardio, preferrably outside.
PsyFyFungi
I don’t think that’s 300g of tuna.
Emerald0_02
Atomic shart incoming
robaroo
I would demolish the shit out of that! All it needs is a couple of fried sweet plantains and cheese on the side. Damn. Now I’m hungry.
FeelingTangelo9341
Who hurt you op?
WeevilWeedWizard
Noticing an uptick in plates full of various forms of boiled eggs, beans, and parmesan.
LarenCoe
More like 3 days…
CarberHotdogVac
Violingirl58
💨💨💨
karmacuda
the farts you produce would classify as chemical weaponry
meybrook
those eggs look damn good ngl
Stapityou
I dare you to Dutch oven yourself.
fartsonyourmom
You do not have ibs, the ibs has you.
wildcardluni
You will be dangerous
treesmith1
Legal name change to Pootie Two Shoes comin’ up.
bonicamp9
Take it work and microwave it
InternationalLoad330
Seams to be the meal the guy next to me on the plane ate for breakfast this morning.
Jeramy_Jones
Fuck the cold, you’ve got your farts to keep you warm
zxxdeq
Did you plan this combination in advance?
CreativeAdeptness477
Sweet Jesus man!
SLCPDSoakingDivision
Why are your yolks so orange?
Fizzy-Odd-Cod
At least the Parmesan isn’t 3 years expired.
alanaisalive
What general area do you live in? I’d like to try to keep a 50 mile safety radius away if possible.
Seselwa1988
Great way to get protien intake for a gym goer but damn thats gonna pain the back of the toilet later 🤣
upvoter222
doom_pony
Your ass will melt porcelain.
GoatTacos
I can already tell your toilet is going to be vibrating from the reverberation of those earthquake farts
Savings_Army3073
“Oooooh look at me I’m eating protein “
missuspeanutbrittle
Fartmaxxing
Quick_Extension_3115
At least the cheese isn’t brown and 3 years past its expiation date this time
Colourblindknight
Your booty cheeks hitting eachother after eating this flatulent feast
48 Comments
Everyone be power farting today
Vile combination brother omg
Once you leave the toilet, if it’s still standing, it will never work correctly again.
Smash but I ate too much tuna this week
All that was missing was cassava flour and two spoonfuls of white rice.
The meal of a competitive Power Shitter.
might need to call a plumber.. or 2
OP wants to make a new hole in the ozone layer…
You know you can workout without eating like this, right?
If yours is like mine, keep a window open lol
Ya gotta at least credit u/elonmusktheturd22 for the inspiration
Why would you do that, whyyy????
NO OPEN FLAMES!!
Jesus, your ass must be a deadly weapon at this point. I’m talking Geneva Conventions level.
Why’s everyone fart maxing this month?
That ass STANKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Please stay away from the bench press and the leg press. Best stay away from weights altogether. Also, no squats – should go without saying, really. Just some light cardio, preferrably outside.
I don’t think that’s 300g of tuna.
Atomic shart incoming
I would demolish the shit out of that! All it needs is a couple of fried sweet plantains and cheese on the side. Damn. Now I’m hungry.
Who hurt you op?
Noticing an uptick in plates full of various forms of boiled eggs, beans, and parmesan.
More like 3 days…
💨💨💨
the farts you produce would classify as chemical weaponry
those eggs look damn good ngl
I dare you to Dutch oven yourself.
You do not have ibs, the ibs has you.
You will be dangerous
Legal name change to Pootie Two Shoes comin’ up.
Take it work and microwave it
Seams to be the meal the guy next to me on the plane ate for breakfast this morning.
Fuck the cold, you’ve got your farts to keep you warm
Did you plan this combination in advance?
Sweet Jesus man!
Why are your yolks so orange?
At least the Parmesan isn’t 3 years expired.
What general area do you live in? I’d like to try to keep a 50 mile safety radius away if possible.
Great way to get protien intake for a gym goer but damn thats gonna pain the back of the toilet later 🤣
Your ass will melt porcelain.
I can already tell your toilet is going to be vibrating from the reverberation of those earthquake farts
“Oooooh look at me I’m eating protein “
Fartmaxxing
At least the cheese isn’t brown and 3 years past its expiation date this time
Your booty cheeks hitting eachother after eating this flatulent feast