The dinner pizza with protein, vegetable, and carb made me laugh
HeyLookImInterneting
Throw the book at ‘em
Nuprin_Dealer
Some of these resemble microscopic pictures of cells. Hold the mitochondria.
graik
That one second to last is a French pissaladiere, caramelised onion base with anchovies and little olives. Beyond delicious normally, but that one looks anaemic
cubgerish
Some of these look pretty good if you’re willing to loosen the definition of “pizza”.
I’ll never understand shelled mussels on a pizza though.
How the hell do you eat it?
If you’re just removing the shells, then what’s the point of even having them on there?!!??!!
RelativeMinors
Image 1 : Neapolitan add garlic no cheese
Image 2 : Calamari and Scallop white sauce or garlic emulsion
Image 3 : Clam and mussel ( or maybe like a date or something?? )
Image 7 : Boba tea pearls, jelly and a freshly picked garden flower
Havelock_Patrician
Some of these are borderline, a few would have merited guillotining in a more enlightened era. Hard to assess an aggregate penalty. I’d probably pick the worst and sentence on that basis. Guillotine it is, then.
DantheTechGuy
I missed my opportunity to buy this one. It truly is very cursed.
Steelwraith955
The fools not only documented their crimes, they also published them… maximum sentence.
brittwithouttheney
Death Row!
img_of_a_hero
Just throw the whole chives anywhere.
Maskatron
I think #2 has Cheerios on it.
DenialNode
Its a rogues gallery. Mugshot after mugshot.
Ok-Piano-4745
Why the fuck would anyone make this?
banditrider2001
Should have been burned, not given to a thrift store where someone could have burned their eyes by seeing this.
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The dinner pizza with protein, vegetable, and carb made me laugh
Throw the book at ‘em
Some of these resemble microscopic pictures of cells. Hold the mitochondria.
That one second to last is a French pissaladiere, caramelised onion base with anchovies and little olives. Beyond delicious normally, but that one looks anaemic
Some of these look pretty good if you’re willing to loosen the definition of “pizza”.
I’ll never understand shelled mussels on a pizza though.
How the hell do you eat it?
If you’re just removing the shells, then what’s the point of even having them on there?!!??!!
Image 1 : Neapolitan add garlic no cheese
Image 2 : Calamari and Scallop white sauce or garlic emulsion
Image 3 : Clam and mussel ( or maybe like a date or something?? )
Image 4 : Bacon, collard greens & diced tomato
Image 5 : Pork chops, green onion & Pineapple
Image 6 : Nuts, Kalamata olives, starfish & sadness
Image 7 : Boba tea pearls, jelly and a freshly picked garden flower
Some of these are borderline, a few would have merited guillotining in a more enlightened era. Hard to assess an aggregate penalty. I’d probably pick the worst and sentence on that basis. Guillotine it is, then.
I missed my opportunity to buy this one. It truly is very cursed.
The fools not only documented their crimes, they also published them… maximum sentence.
Death Row!
Just throw the whole chives anywhere.
I think #2 has Cheerios on it.
Its a rogues gallery. Mugshot after mugshot.
Why the fuck would anyone make this?
Should have been burned, not given to a thrift store where someone could have burned their eyes by seeing this.
Wow, 7 whole felonies in one post. Impressive.