One can of tuna, two hard boiled eggs, cottage cheese, half a pickle, black pepper, and a tiny bit of water, but unfortunately made it a little bit too watery

by Curious_Wing_2018

50 Comments

  1. Single-Bag-563

    Somehow both prison food and something a gym bro would swear by.

  2. Curious_Wing_2018

    Also, I topped it with some dried tomatoes! And the bread is a little burnt

    Edit : sun dried tomatoes 😭

  3. 4thCompanyChampion

    I’m not exaggerating at all right now, I literally hate you

  4. ThePoppyLovingSimpy

    Is there something worse than the almighty shittyfoodporn? It looks like straight bird doodoo, good job!

  5. Ayotrumpisracist

    What the fuck is wrong with you

  6. EmergencyGrocery3238

    May your poops be as smooth and aromatic as this meal

  7. RumHamsRevenge

    I’ve never been so grateful to be allergic to tuna.

  8. Ice_Cream_Warrior

    I can at least understand you trying to use a blender as a food processor and was expecting a gross wet mush but man I still wasn’t prepared for the second pic.

  9. Ok_Honey_1755

    okay but this is basically what the pureed tuna/ham salad sandwiches were made of when I worked in a dementia unit and they actually went so hard with some salt and pepper lmao

  10. I’m gagging oh my god this is so foul man lmao

  11. xiipaoc

    This looks pretty good, actually. I think you could fry it a bit and reduce the water to make it thicker, but, I mean, this *is* just tuna spread.

  12. epidemicsaints

    Restaurants add gelatin and whipped cream to this and sell it for $36.

  13. DragonFawns

    Bird shit, dog shit, and baby shit, all of my favorite burnt toast toppings

  14. Scoscobaby

    You should have blended the bread first 🤦🏾‍♀️

  15. artie_pdx

    ![gif](giphy|TDihESECepJa30CBzi|downsized)

  16. @ u/FBI
    Him!! This is the guy right here!!!

    Edit: Her!!! This is the girl right here!!!!

  17. Oh god you mean *blend*. I pictured maybe a few pulses but this..

    Was it good

  18. Fireballslumped69

    I really want to report this post

  19. Regular_Brilliant_77

    We, as a people, used to feel shame

  20. Emu_commando

    You basically made a toast tonnato. Minus the veal, not bad tbh

  21. mattelladam1

    I fucking love this post and the comments. This has made my day OP, thankyou

  22. kna5041

    Next time just skip the blender and get a churu tube. 

  23. _PaddyMAC

    I feel like there could actually be some pretty great uses for this as a condiment. Tuna salad sauce. Maybe make solid tuna salad using the tuna salad sauce as a base to make an even more tuna salady tuna salad.

    Don’t listen to the haters OP you’re a visionary.

  24. takethree

    This whole thread is making me laugh so much

  25. Thank you for being the last straw to never again see posts from this subreddit

  26. kucinator

    ![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)

  27. Fishmyashwhole

    Enrichment meal for an elderly zoo animal

  28. irlgwendolynstacy

    Question, how autistic are you? I’m frozen pizza autistic but this is concerning even to me

  29. CandidIndication

    You are going to love being in a retirement home

  30. AxeHead75

    This the shit you give to a toothless cat

  31. LolaLaCavaspeaking

    And I thought finding out the cancer is back was going to be the worst thing I faced today.

    Congrats OP. You literally beat CANCER as the most distressing part of my day.

    Also, this is how I deal with big emotions but it wouldn’t take much to push me from dark humor to emotional basket case so please nobody be a douche k?