Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say

by Stranger1982

15 Comments

  1. BongtheConqueror

    Hold up. Is this an actual pizza crime?

  2. JD_tubeguy

    This is awesome I hope the pizzas were better than Little Caesar’s though

  3. bustachong

    Was he peddling Little Caesars-quality bootleg pizza? If so, take him off the streets!

    If it was a marked improvement, then perhaps the court could show some leniency.

  4. AUSpartan37

    As long as he wasn’t from Brazil, I don’t see the issue with this. Just keep Brazil away from my pizza.

  5. flchckwgn

    This is hilarious. Not guilty. I bet the Pizzas were good too. The dude was just stupid going back a second time.

  6. heykidzimacomputer

    Did he recently watch the “Pizza Man” episode of “It’s Florida, Man” on HBO Max?

  7. turquoise_amethyst

    Apparently, crime *does* pay!!

    No pizzas were harmed, as long as he washed his hands and followed health code, we’re all good. 

  8. bizoticallyyours83

    I guess  the man really wanted a job. He shows up early and gets straight to work at least. 

  9. NoBonus6969

    He got caught because the pizza didn’t suck and people got suspicious