What’s wrong, hun? You’ve barely touched your Mentos uncarbonated mint soda with jelly bites?

by SamuraiSmurfette

30 Comments

  1. SamuraiSmurfette

    What marketing exec was like, “Yeah, this is what people are gonna want to drink”

  2. Ok_Draw_5664

    I want my redbull green, caruba and elderflower back.

  3. AverageInfamous7050

    Yeah I want chunks in my beverage I’m chugging to quench my thirst. The hell ?

  4. wheretooat

    Literally nothing about any of those words in that sentence sounds consumable

  5. Double_Cost_9373

    ![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)

  6. That’s not even the worst flavor, they have a “salty lychee” flavor (with jelly bites of course) which, while likely quite hydrating, sounds foul.

  7. Slight_Tiger2914

    coming soon to 5 Below° near you. 

  8. Fomulouscrunch

    Can I have it? I put mint bitters into club soda and I remember the fascinating grossness of Orbitz before it was a plane ticket company.

  9. Parkouricus

    This sounds like it would only taste like medicine

  10. Green-Dragon-14

    Like drinking toothpaste water with lumps

  11. SirW00talot

    I would kill for a mint lemonade right now, especially with jellies

  12. WorriedAmoeba2

    Had these few times, it’s okay but it’s very over sweetened, don’t seem to be selling well so I’m surprised they’re still around

  13. Videoplushair

    You didn’t shake it and all the jelly is at the bottom.

  14. kandirocks

    This sounds gross! How does it taste?

  15. Yabakunaiyoooo

    Don’t even. I love love love this weird mint Soda from Japan called Frisk. I’m confident I’m the only one.

    There is something…. Unique and wonderful about drinking mint in summer.

  16. EngagedInConvexation

    “I’ve always wanted to drink mouthwash without getting drunk!”

  17. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    It’s Mentos Fresh, and full of spite

    ![gif](giphy|l378vSYisYnhFUXvy)

  18. CruisinJo214

    This is a huge branding misstep just like “Colgate” frozen dinners were over a decade ago. A minty-lemon drink isn’t offputting, much like a lemon and mint tea…. But a MENTOS mint flavored beverage immediately sounds like mouthwash.

  19. Dark_Eyes

    If this were like…tea or something then MAYBE, but it sounds awful tbh

  20. queen_of_the_styx

    oh my this is the ultimate find for the Satan of the r/Soda community 😈

  21. Kaka-doo-run-run

    Because everyone wants the awful taste you get while drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth; but pre-mixed in a can, with gummy bears mixed into it, for some strange reason!

  22. AverageInfamous7050

    Next they’ll be putting chunks of shit in milk.

  23. Damian1674

    Honestly doesn’t sound *too* bad, I’d try it once

  24. mtvshnya

    I remember drinking it, it was shit