Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man… but here’s today’s fry-up.
Two portions (one for the wife — I’m not a nihilist).
Grilled bacon that really brings the whole thing together.
Eggs with yolks looser than Walter’s temper.
Beans roaming free — I thought about a barrier, but the Tesco sausages weren’t exactly load-bearing, Donny.
Mushrooms and a few fried plum tomatoes (the wife does not roll on Shabbos with tomatoes).
Toasted sourdough on a side plate, because this is a civilised household.
Tater tots — say what you will, but they really tied the plate together.
Tea brewed to regulation colour, on coasters, because this aggression will not stand, man.
No black pudding.
No tattie scones.
This is not ‘Nam — there are rules, but they’re flexible.
Hangover status: cautiously optimistic.
I’ll be over here, taking it easy for all you sinners.
The Dude abides. 🫖🍳
by theDudester1978
Dining and Cooking