During White House dinners, while infamously serving everyone else pretty mediocre/subpar wine, Richard Nixon, more often than not, was drinking a bottle from his favorite producer: Château Margaux!
The wine smells quite sweet, with an aroma of blackberry pie, blueberries, dark chocolate, licorice, and a little black truffle. A full-bodied and rich wine, it tastes of fresh, ripe fruit with amazing acidity and tannins. The finish was incredibly long, elegant, and floral. This is perhaps the strongest Margaux I’ve ever had, but it is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! Truly one of the best wines I’ve ever had! If only Tricky Dick was alive to try this vintage. 😢
And to round out the night, a glass of tokaji, the favorite wine of my personal favorite US president, Calvin Coolidge!
Overall, fantastic wines to enjoy on a day we remember the US has in fact had good presidents in the past. Happy President’s Day everyone! 😅🫠😭
by CaviarGlutton
22 Comments
Taft favored champagne, big fucker that he was.
Lmao tricky dick is in the bottom 5 all time so it’s weird to lionize him in this manner
Also both Nixon and Coolidge suck
Why Coolidge?
Edit: not sure why the downvotes? I’m not an American historian and seriously, wondering why does the original poster like Calvin Coolidge?
I sincerely hope you don’t think Nixon is the best president.
Infanticide
That’s a funny Nixon story.
Pairs well with the delicious taste of Charleston Chew!
How are these commenters so stupid?
It’s a damn shame the mods don’t let us post gifs here because there are so many great Futurama gifs I could post
Hey thats not Teddy Roosevelt!
Why is Calvin Coolidge your fav?
“why Nixon, why Coolidge”
OP is drinking margeaux, it makes perfect sense that he’d love presidents who will immiserate the poor and slaughter foreigners so he can continue to accumulate unearned wealth and privilege
Politics aside, a Margaux Margaux is special. Did you have an option for the 2015? I think the 2022 will be absolutely amazing in 10 years.
I forgot to tell you, Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine
Washington?
I see dry Tokaji and I upvote. Nice choice
Opened criminally young but hey Nixon was never a criminal so go for it. 🙂
2024 aa great year for Diet Coke. Just ask him.
Took us off the gold standard
Based gigachad post lmao. Enjoying top-shelf wine while making Reddit NPCs’ heads explode by reminding them that mainstream conservatives exist.
Oh god, I was more concerned with what happened in 2016, presidency-wise, than the rest of your joke. lol