I have committed crimes against digiorno and her people
in my defense, I was managing a toddler birthday party
by Key_Contribution4200
27 Comments
dumbledwarves
Dijorno is always a crime.
Ohio-Knife-Lover
I would still gnaw on this
Deadbreeze
YOU EAT WHAT YOU KILL.
hatecriminal
Its not digiorno, its disgusting
Equal-Leader-7974
For a second I thought that was a giant cookie until i looked closer
welding_guy_from_LI
ThatDeuce
You ordered delivery ASAP for that birthday party, right?
koadey
Definitely guilty here. 😂
cyclorphan
Thanjs Marie Calendar for ruining frozen pizza
cyclorphan
One does not simply walk into Mordor with DiGiorno.
anonkebab
Thought this was placenta
desire_reds
I’ve been in this position and ate it =/
Ninja_Gamer91
I salute your fallen pizza it was brave in the line of fire….well being burnt in the oven but still 😂
PTBooks
Digiorno is a nestle product. Nothing on this sub has ever committed crimes in the same magnitude as the nestle corporation. And their pizza is shit to begin with.
That said, yeah you burnt the shit out of that pizza.
NopeRope13
Oh cool the nasa heat shields are smaller than I thought
Upset_Assumption9610
Disc golf, fun sport
DIJames6
Extra cheese ain’t gonna help that..
nonconsenual_tickler
I think Digiorno is a last name. I doubt it’s a single female’s first name
tiffany_says_this
Why are u holding it like a frisbee?
RustyBrassInstrument
I’m going to say that this was a mercy killing, because I hate Digiorno pizza. Despise it. Never had one I liked. It just hits me wrong. The wife hates it too – we avoid it. Oh, it’s on sale? That’s nice – I’ll take the Kirkland brand gluten-free crust over it *anyway.*
OneSexySquigga
I’m glad it suffered
r/FuckNestle
Wild-Astronomer1200
Looks like it would make a good doorstop or tire block for your RV, boat trailer or camper
RavenousRhino3
drown it in ranch and chase it with a couple twisted teas
CaptBogBot2
We’ve seen worse…
Effective-Ad-5842
That’s your problem right there…it’s a frozen Deigiorno Pizza. Make pizza fresh and you’ll never go back to frozen.
27 Comments
Dijorno is always a crime.
I would still gnaw on this
YOU EAT WHAT YOU KILL.
Its not digiorno, its disgusting
For a second I thought that was a giant cookie until i looked closer
You ordered delivery ASAP for that birthday party, right?
Definitely guilty here. 😂
Thanjs Marie Calendar for ruining frozen pizza
One does not simply walk into Mordor with DiGiorno.
Thought this was placenta
I’ve been in this position and ate it =/
I salute your fallen pizza it was brave in the line of fire….well being burnt in the oven but still 😂
Digiorno is a nestle product. Nothing on this sub has ever committed crimes in the same magnitude as the nestle corporation. And their pizza is shit to begin with.
That said, yeah you burnt the shit out of that pizza.
Oh cool the nasa heat shields are smaller than I thought
Disc golf, fun sport
Extra cheese ain’t gonna help that..
I think Digiorno is a last name. I doubt it’s a single female’s first name
Why are u holding it like a frisbee?
I’m going to say that this was a mercy killing, because I hate Digiorno pizza. Despise it. Never had one I liked. It just hits me wrong. The wife hates it too – we avoid it. Oh, it’s on sale? That’s nice – I’ll take the Kirkland brand gluten-free crust over it *anyway.*
I’m glad it suffered
r/FuckNestle
Looks like it would make a good doorstop or tire block for your RV, boat trailer or camper
drown it in ranch and chase it with a couple twisted teas
We’ve seen worse…
That’s your problem right there…it’s a frozen Deigiorno Pizza. Make pizza fresh and you’ll never go back to frozen.
It happens to all of us.
its blashpemy