Gorgeous wife is making lasagne with me, saved me a spoon each of the tins here so I could concuct this. Mixed it with water, loads of buldak sauce, some of the parsley/onions/garlic, a tiny bit of cheese, LOADS OF DAMN GLITTER and mustard powder. I'm dipping the spring onions in the "trauma soup" and eating them raw. She adores my autistic food traits (unless I put mayo on the food she makes before trying it first). No vodka brand vodka for tonight, just Malibu and obviously also glitter

by usedcookies

8 Comments

  1. usedcookies

    https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/s/7H2aVKuJjS the comment is now deleted, but someone said “you just know the wife is hideous” under my last post here, which has now became a thing her and I constantly say to each other if I do something weird or eat tinned spaghetti. I’m also known here as the franken soup AND edible glitter guy. I hope this makes stuff make more sense

  2. Archiebubbabeans

    The extra tin can flavor gives it quite the snap don’t you think? Well done lad

  3. LilWitsch

    This is terrifying. A+ content.

    What I’m here for

  4. GreatQuantum

    If I ate like that my wife would be a friggen gargoyle.

  5. Weird_Squirrel_8382

    Bless you, your wife, and your alcohol only home.