Even sounded satisfying

by phattieboomba

17 Comments

  1. 05041927

    Ah yes. Rock and random metal. So satisfying

  2. Economy-Maybe-6714

    And your food will just taste of charcoal

  3. DocHoliday8514

    How much treated wood and metal did you find in there?

  4. bigkutta

    Oh, so that’s how you’re supposed to open them 😂

  5. phattieboomba

    No debris, There were a few pieces that still seemed woody now that y’all mention it. Used a bit and some apple wood to cold smoke a sockeye salmon. No off taste.

  6. unimportantinfodump

    Used to open these types of bags for poping corn when I worked in the movies 9/10 I cut the wrong side and ended up with 0/10 satisfaction

  7. ColdCauliflour

    You couldn’t pull it all the way off for us? I hate a strip tease.

  8. ImTryingDad

    Im 40 years old ive never once properly opened one of these. I just grab the razor knife on my hip

  9. DerekTheComedian

    The comments of “rocks and scrap metal” arent exaggerations.

    I bought 3 bags a couple years ago because I was out of charcoal and thats all the grocery store had, and I wasnt driving the extra 10 minutes to Lowe’s.

    Every single bag had multiple baseball sized rocks, one had a 8 inch chunk of railroad tie, complete with a broken spike.

    This shit is literally dangerous for your health.

  10. Zirthimon64

    I stumble on the magic string 1 in 25 tries.

  11. Archipocalypse

    To say that and then for this to not have sound….

  12. SpaceChatter

    I’ve never gotten one of those to work haha