I always order the same thing at Outback. This was so bad. They must have thought I was a lion. It tasted like…human.

by Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge

42 Comments

  1. Adept_Fan_9587

    Did you request “slit it’s throat, wipe it’s ass, and throw it on a plate”?

  2. Kiriyuma7801

    Looks to me like they were trying to make you dead to them.

  3. BoiCDumpsterFire

    Was this supposed to be prime rib or was it just a fuck you?

  4. Microballer

    They might be dead to you but a good vet could bring that cow back to life.

  5. EcstaticJuggernaut46

    What the fuck is that?! I hope you got your money back

  6. Ryanisreallame

    What exactly did you order and how did anyone think this was acceptable?

  7. Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge

    I love my prime rib rare but this was so bad. It looked and tasted like raw meat and I couldn’t even chew it.

    On top of that the “Au jus” sauce was 90% Worcester sauce.

    Thank you for your support during this rough time…

  8. Over9000Zeros

    How does this even make it to the table? I realize some people ask for rare, but this is mythical.

  9. Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge

    FYI : If you look close you can see a BROWN dot in the top right corner. That was raw beef base. Only spot of flavor.

  10. MyNutsin1080p

    Slap a bandage on that and it’ll be grazing in a week or two

  11. EvolvedCactus19

    That’s literally just warm raw meat. They fucked that up badly.

  12. Good_Barnacle_2010

    This should be in /rSteakCrimes if that shit exists. I almost NEVER send things back (it prettymuch has to literally be the wrong dish). That shit is absolute “I send it back.” material.

  13. stewie3128

    Outback hasn’t been good for 15+ years now. Texas Roadhouse is much better for cheap steak.

  14. electricshadows4

    Outback may be dead but the cow is alive.

  15. Extra-Shape3973

    They should’ve comped your meal and given you a free Blooming Onion in addition to the free desert!

  16. The1Rememberer

    Why did you even taste it and not send it back immediately? As soon as they brought that to my table I would have been like “woah hold on, what the fuck is this?” And sent it back

  17. ChunkMonkeysMomma

    Ewe!! 🤢 Did they even try to cook it??

  18. tuna-free-dolphin

    Damn that sucks, my local Outback is the tits. I would have thrown it at the waitress like Bud did in Urban Cowboy lol!

  19. Tough-Response19

    Imagine bringing that out and thinking it looks right