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Asked my kid how many patties to make and he said 8, RIP.
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Asked my kid how many patties to make and he said 8, RIP.


Asked my kid how many patties to make and he said 8, RIP.

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27 Comments

  1. permalink_save

    Not clickbait, has a bit too much cheese though. I’d probably ask the deli to slice it way thinner if I ever wanted to do this again.

    Sriracha mayo sauce and diced onion with pickled jalapenos randomly between layers. Ima do less patties next time, it’s otherwise good. ~1oz patties

  4. SeamanSample

    Normally I max out at just a double patty. But this looks good as fuck lol

  5. Hobbet404

    Looks great. I wouldn’t shit for 4 days. Then I’d shit non-stop for 2 days. On the 7th day I’d rest. Subscribe for more poop updates.

  6. raj_uv

    Wise kid. He enjoyed many layers cheesy goodness 😅

  8. Otherwise-Mango2732

    I can’t imagine eating that or how I’d feel after.

  9. whyisthislife87

    This looks disgustingly delicious…

    Like its doing way too much but also I would smash so hard cuz its looks so tasty

  12. Shurglife

    Fuck…. This makes me question my humanity. T Rex may not be extinct

  15. hntr20

    Looks calorificly,heart-stoppingly,food lustyingly amazing with some Cajun fries and a Pepsi.

  16. binghamptonboomboom

    A lil 8 banger there. Food for you. Take it down and settle on back.

  17. StaticXerox98

    Its for me, i would like to identify as your son

  18. _Molj

    “I’ll make you as many as you want, but you have to finish it.”

  19. Least-Garlic-6129

    This burger would cost $175 at Five Guys

  23. Immorpher

    When Steak n’ Shake wasn’t a complete shit show, they had the 8×8 burger on their secret menu. Good for the first few bites but got pretty salty haha.

  25. Emergency-Box-5719

    8 is only a number. Feed the need. Pain is temporary but glory is forever.

  26. Someones_Dream_Guy

    Only 8 patties, pathetic. Real men demand at least 16 patties and then add extra toppings.