I don’t care how stoned you are, no!

by JTB696699

15 Comments

  1. Stranger1982

    Yeaaaah, that’s gunna be a no from me dog.

    ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)

  2. jarvisesdios

    As a person that’s currently stoned… I’d probably try a bite of that. Likely I’d hate it, but there’s a chance I like it. It’s a gamble I’m willing to try.

  3. Narrow_String_4831

    ![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)

  4. Character-Poetry2808

    ![gif](giphy|kCpg2FYkENfnuvXSsS)

  5. Caira_Ru

    Sounds like a legit pregnancy craving. Those hormones are *wild* and sometimes you really want just a bite of something stupid sweet and savory at the same time or you’ll cry.

    Stoned, not so much. At least personally, I want something savory OR salty OR sweet.

  6. Nope, nein, niet. I smoke hella weed, even worked in a growery. Would never even think about this.

  7. Charirner

    When I first saw the pic I thought it was mayo and I was like nah that’s weird. But then I read the title and legit thought wtf is this blasphemy.

  8. Effective-Ad-5842

    Perhaps lay off whatever drugs you do because that’s nasty.

  9. Smoking rn and disgusted.

    I have to recuse myself from this case.

  10. ChanglingBlake

    Now, if it was a desert pizza, sure.

    But that’s a savory one; you’re insane.

  11. 20 years ago, high, drunk and hungry I would’ve thought this was a culinary delight.

  12. JoshyLikey

    I can’t talk shit, i literally do the same with mayo on my pizza.