The butchered tavern cut makes me worry the person had a stroke cutting the pizza, or Parkinson’s.
I’m not offended by the butchery of the whole pizza.
Looks tasty.
dorkmopolis
Sparse olives. Sloppily cut as if to piss someone off, or just lazy. Guilty. Guilty of pizzaslaughter!
Alexwhynot
Frozen pizza is always a crime
MisplacedMutagen
They call this a multicrime.
coffett
Looks good to me. That triangular piece with no crust is calling my name.
rothmal
This is how you ruin friendships.
ingoding
My kids love it when I slice their pizza this way.
praisethebeast69
prison. life.
6bfmv2
Warcrime.
rabidparrots
I worked in pizza for years. I’ve cut thousands of pizzas with both rockers and wheels. I’ve seen other people cut just as many. Idk how anyone would make this cut unless they were doing it on purpose to post ragebait online.
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Pizza looks fine.
The butchered tavern cut makes me worry the person had a stroke cutting the pizza, or Parkinson’s.
I’m not offended by the butchery of the whole pizza.
Looks tasty.
Sparse olives. Sloppily cut as if to piss someone off, or just lazy. Guilty. Guilty of pizzaslaughter!
Frozen pizza is always a crime
They call this a multicrime.
Looks good to me. That triangular piece with no crust is calling my name.
This is how you ruin friendships.
My kids love it when I slice their pizza this way.
prison. life.
Warcrime.
I worked in pizza for years. I’ve cut thousands of pizzas with both rockers and wheels. I’ve seen other people cut just as many. Idk how anyone would make this cut unless they were doing it on purpose to post ragebait online.
https://preview.redd.it/9b5y9h14yplg1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=af9018e9610f592d62e83af6006ff148579442f3
Normal pizza, you just cut it weird. No crime.
Guilty on all counts!
I actually *like* pizza cut chaotically by a crazy knife wielding monster, so I would have been willing to overlook that.
But the weak skimpy topping distribution… now THAT’S a crime.
If this was purchased from a restaurant I’d say yes a crime, if it’s home made frozen pizza well sir where do you get your weed that cut is insane 😂
You have a toddler? Idk.
Crime, but should be let off with a warning.
Looks good, no crime, my man just tried not to compromise the olive-to-slice ratio
This looks like a pizza you cut yourself on an old pizza box
CRIMINAL! Clearly a monster did this. And I’ll bet it’s my husband. He can’t hang a toilet paper roll on the right way, either. What a MONSTER!
They must have been fed up for the day.
So bad
