Needs the Pizza UN. This isn’t the new insight into ways to violate pizza I was expecting to learn today and will likely be escalated to a higher pizza court.
hatecriminal
Could be true. Everyone able to eat them will be dead, however.
JD_tubeguy
Well at least there’s an upside.
MisplacedMutagen
Goldilocks pizza. Rare in the wasteland.
DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA
> a certain distance of the radius
Is difficult to read
Investoid
This would probably be a monster math question.
Commodus_Wankus
Is the pizza
– Still inside its packaging – Still inside a freezer and if so, – A metal freezer or glass door freezer – Pepperoni
Jesterchunk
A small upside to horrifying nuclear annihilation. At least until you finally pull your perfectly cooked pizzas out of the rubble and realise they’re also really irradiated, so you can’t even enjoy your apocalypse treat without developing stomach cancer.
This is but one more reason for us to never use nuclear weapons ever again.
ocherthulu
… and covered in plastic — this is a ridiculous meme
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Needs the Pizza UN. This isn’t the new insight into ways to violate pizza I was expecting to learn today and will likely be escalated to a higher pizza court.
Could be true. Everyone able to eat them will be dead, however.
Well at least there’s an upside.
Goldilocks pizza. Rare in the wasteland.
> a certain distance of the radius
Is difficult to read
This would probably be a monster math question.
Is the pizza
– Still inside its packaging
– Still inside a freezer and if so,
– A metal freezer or glass door freezer
– Pepperoni
A small upside to horrifying nuclear annihilation. At least until you finally pull your perfectly cooked pizzas out of the rubble and realise they’re also really irradiated, so you can’t even enjoy your apocalypse treat without developing stomach cancer.
This is but one more reason for us to never use nuclear weapons ever again.
… and covered in plastic — this is a ridiculous meme
Cooked
https://i.redd.it/s32b3zgugylg1.gif
for future reference, where is the perfect pizza radius?