Everybody calm down. Everything is under control…

by thefifthofnovember_

25 Comments

  1. americanmuscle1988

    Everything besides the slicing. Against the grain my brother.

  2. Chefjoepa

    Cut it against the grain for gods sake. Lol

  3. brosefstallin

    Had me until the last pic. Against the grain always.

  4. Golandia

    The slicing is killing my. After all that sliced the wrong way. 

  5. Ok_Two_2604

    People online are scared of real sears

  6. Trick-Geologist2639

    I accidentally grease fired my ribeyes the other night and they came out perfectly medium rare by sheer dumb luck in 4.5 minutes. A little crispy but all’s well that ends well. 

  7. Mickeljames

    Tri-tips? Always cut against grain for the best tenderness.

  8. The-Great-Baloo

    Real men know how to handle a grease fire.

    (Confession: I lost a gas grill to a grease fire. Will never use gas again!)

  9. mwl1234

    Good lord man, you nailed that temperature. That is perfect for what my family likes.

  10. Black_Fire116

    Got too much time on your hands if how you cut meat upsets you

  11. ANaiveUterus

    If you’re not super well versed with grain direction (we’ve all been there), slice that bitch down the middle to see whether or not you are going the right way. If you are, party on. If you aren’t, turn the halves 90 degrees and slice away.

  12. SoCalgrillin

    Looks great! My best tri-tip was when I was doing a reverse sear. During the sear portion, my pellet grill caught fire due to not being cleaned. We were in the pool and could see flames coming from every non sealed part of the grill. Thought I destroyed dinner and my grill. No damage done, and meat was perfect.

  13. Brehon888

    I once put a turkey in the oven and the oven died. Put it in my electric smoker and the power went out. Put it on my gas grill and the butter soaked cheesecloth burst into flames. I poured beer on it.

    Best turkey every.

  14. SeismicRipFart

    That is so much meat. It’s beautiful. Who at all of that?

  15. PhillyChef3696

    Oh this. This is definitely not my worried face.

  16. bosquelero

    Why would you slice it like that? 😱🤦