i’m kinda high and changed my mind 3 times mid-build. this is how i landed.

by callmestinkingwind

35 Comments

  1. FunkyFreshhhhh

    Dayum!

    One hell of a sandwich!!

    The portions are wild and look delicious lol

  2. lady_fresh

    I admire your commitment to a good sandwich, even when stoned. That looks professional as fuck 👌

  3. plays-with-daggers

    “Hand me my patching troweler, boy.”

  4. MysteryMooseMan

    kudos. great shots all throughout the assembly process. mid dog snack snap. and the classic Simpsons to boot? man 10/10 landing!

    where are you streaming The Simpsons? I need me some

  5. TheSolemnDream

    It looks wonderful, also feeding the dog some salami was wonderful 🩵

  6. JD1ZZLE85

    you make some serious sandwiches… always impressive

  7. Doe_Eyes_1025

    Let me have the other half? I’m also watching the simpsons, lol

  8. MyNameWouldntFi

    Stuck it. 10/10 would devour rapidly.

  9. moen-1830

    Grand Royal Cross of the Wich for you 👏👏👏🎖️

    For an absolutely mouthwatering combo.

  10. Twitchelz

    Finishing the job after three gameplan changes is commendable. Also the sandwich looks great

  11. LaurinaLush0423

    I hope you made me one and saved me a spot 📺🥪

  12. Excellent_Condition

    Very pretty sandwich and perfectly chopped veggies! Is that a Shiro Kamo gyuto?

  13. kavOclock

    Serious question where the fuck do I get good sandwich bread at a grocery store, the only shit I can find is bullshit

  14. Archaius_

    prob a noob question but how do u go from the image where everything is on the sandwich and its still open to having it rolled up tightly with everything contained.
    i feel like i could try to roll this up 20 times and 19 times half of it would go spill outside of the bread

  15. RedditSucksMyBallls

    Is that an OLED TV? If so, nice. Enjoy it

  16. brizzboog

    Where do I get this paper to facilitate the proper roll?

  17. BuzzMachine_YVR

    That knife looks familiar. Moritaka Himono?

  18. Ashamed_Fig492

    As an Italian – I would totally love this. Looks like an artwork. 

  19. doc_naf

    I click on all your posts to find the doggo and then I upvote the post because doggo is an awesome boy

  20. DickieJoJo

    Man…

    I’ve seen a lot of your shit and it always looks out of this world. Like you always do the absolute best with what you have. I really appreciate the pic play by play on your sammiches.

    What breaks my heart is that I feel a sandwich is always better when someone else makes it for you. And you’re always making your own sandwiches…

    And they’re sandwiches that I’d need two of…

    One to eat.

    One to fuck.

    Keep it up.

    Also, you have an Australian shepherd?! Peak dog breed.

  21. Gethaine

    My friend if you ever have leftover sandwich please consider starting with very thinly sliced cabbage as a replacement for lettuce. I adds a very good crunch and keeps better than lettuce after a few hours.

    It holds up slightly better under some toasting heat as well.