Ok, I know it’s frozen but I have issues with pizza being stored on its side. It’s like keeping your pet tortoise on its back all day while you’e at work.
by UprightJoe
15 Comments
bell83
This reminds me of the Philadelphia Mass Turbulence of 1947.
SudhaTheHill
No wonder my frozen pizza has all the toppings on one side and the cheese is uneven
Omnipotent_Tacos
I think these are all stored in basically vacuum sealed bags and they’re frozen so I doubt it makes a difference
Genuine-Farticle
Nah it’s frozen and shrink wrapped Nothing is being messed up. Worst case scenario is you have to move some pepperonis around.
benno4461
If those pizzas had any toppings, people would be very upset.
Regalrefuse
Rack ‘em up, Johnny
Ok_Release231
I’ve bought literally hundreds of frozen pizzas and not once have all the cheese or toppings been on just one side or whatever is being implied by this post. They’re rock hard while frozen.
So am I btw
SpicyRhubarb
Based on how those things are packed at the factory I don’t think there will be a victim, but boy, it sure *feels* wrong
usernametimee44
Non crime until it’s hot
Karl_42
Those toppings are falling.
And no, the vacuum seal is not strong enough to prevent this
topazco
How is it anything like keeping a pet tortoise on its back?
I do like the visual though. Before going to work, the guy locks all the doors and windows, stove is off, pizzas are vertical in the freezer, and sets the tortoise on its back.
LadyBulldog7
I kinda like this. Not guilty.
z3rokarisma
My freeze has a vertical slot that’s for this type of storage. OP never had a family home 🥲
SirDwayneCollins
It’s frozen. Not a crime. Itd be another issue if the power was to go out
15 Comments
This reminds me of the Philadelphia Mass Turbulence of 1947.
No wonder my frozen pizza has all the toppings on one side and the cheese is uneven
I think these are all stored in basically vacuum sealed bags and they’re frozen so I doubt it makes a difference
Nah it’s frozen and shrink wrapped Nothing is being messed up. Worst case scenario is you have to move some pepperonis around.
If those pizzas had any toppings, people would be very upset.
Rack ‘em up, Johnny
I’ve bought literally hundreds of frozen pizzas and not once have all the cheese or toppings been on just one side or whatever is being implied by this post. They’re rock hard while frozen.
So am I btw
Based on how those things are packed at the factory I don’t think there will be a victim, but boy, it sure *feels* wrong
Non crime until it’s hot
Those toppings are falling.
And no, the vacuum seal is not strong enough to prevent this
How is it anything like keeping a pet tortoise on its back?
I do like the visual though. Before going to work, the guy locks all the doors and windows, stove is off, pizzas are vertical in the freezer, and sets the tortoise on its back.
I kinda like this. Not guilty.
My freeze has a vertical slot that’s for this type of storage. OP never had a family home 🥲
It’s frozen. Not a crime. Itd be another issue if the power was to go out
WHY???? Guilty skip the trial!!!