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My coworker said “Here’s the chives for the mashed potatoes”
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by ifuaguyugetsauced

33 Comments

  1. halfsweethalfstreet

    That kitchen has so much room for activities.

  2. Broheamoth

    I saw that fuckin log you picked. Send it back

  3. WaffleHouseGladiator

    Aww shit. Here we go again, chef.

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  4. Unilted_Match1176

    Pour that into a dry colander over another sheet pan with parchment and give it a quick shake a couple time. Should snag all the big stupid ones.

  5. comicgeek1128

    So are you actually gonna tell this guy what he did wrong, or are you just gonna talk shit about him behind his back and let him keep making the same mistakes?

  6. TheHumanPickleRick

    🎵 Where have you gone, u/F1exican, our kitchens turn their lonely eyes to you

    Woo woo woo 🎵

  7. GeneralBurg

    The giant rationals omg I’m jealous of that kitchen

  8. BrownTowlette

    Just got home after an 11-hr shift and I still can’t escape the Rational timer 🙃

  9. Azn-Jazz

    Replace him with a machine. It does a better job /s

  10. the3litemonkey

    It’s always best to steam grass clippings……I guess?

  11. zydecopolka

    My thoughts are “I’m legally blind and I could do better than this”, and also, “please show him [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_8GJduSNs) or the Kenji video I can’t find right now”. Looks like someone needs a colander and some elbow grease 😉

  12. Y’all need to dry that floor before there’s a nasty workplace incident. 

  13. catpissdust

    It looked like he was gonna bake the chives…

  14. ExtraAdvance

    Does he have 3 hands? How did he hold the tray, the camera AND pick up a chive?

  15. One-Organization970

    That looks like the NAS Whidbey Island base galley.

  16. Ambassador_Kwan

    Not in all my years looking at chives have I ever seen such a disgraceful pile

  17. Upbeat_Stretch_5724

    Are you cooking in Gustavo Fring’s meth lab? 😂

  18. YippieKayYayMrFalcon

    Tell him you’ll see him tomorrow, chef.

  19. SnooHesitations8403

    … and they should have said “Here ARE the chives…” ?

  20. Rip_Rogers

    Flag on the play, Incorrect usage of ayo.