Green bean puree brunch pizza

by TBSchemer

11 Comments

  1. dorkmopolis

    I checked OP’s ingredient list, and I decided that pizza is probably quite tasty. Yes, even with the eggs!

    Presentation-wise though, not something I’d want to see in a 3.5-star restaurant. But as a pizza somebody made for me? I’d be flattered!

    I vote mistrial by way of me filibustering the judge about the merits of “egg on pizza”

  2. thementalyogi

    Looks like something Dr. Seuss would make.

  3. turquoise_amethyst

    looks like someone vommed their hangover meal onto an undercooked piece of dough 

    Also doesn’t look salted

  4. CantankerousOrder

    I’m fine with other countries having a take on pizza that doesn’t jive with my New Haven style sensibilities.

    This *thing* though?

    That is weaponized disgust right there. Serve it at home and be disowned. Give it to POWs and you violate the Geneva conventions.

  5. Fit_Carpet_364

    Thanks for putting my pizza on trial, @ u/TBSchemer .

  6. Leroy_Jenkins24

    ![gif](giphy|FTQXW6QJCFRuiBdLt3|downsized)

  7. karenskygreen

    Green beans ? We order a pizza to get away from green beans, hard no.