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by Away-Twist-5775

6 Comments

  1. Away-Twist-5775

    King Oscar sardines w oil + lemon

    Baguette, avocado, tomato, onion, capers, sardines.

    Brussels sprouts + a bit of broccoli w/ olive oil, salt, pepper.

    I’m a 24 year old woman and all my friends think I’m gross for eating like this but it’s actually so yummy. How do I make them see the light.

  2. OkPresentation6015

    Well, you’re satiating, sustaining, nourishing, regulating, regenerating, and optimizing with a meal like this

  3. SmallTitBigClit

    That looks absolutely delicious.
    Don’t worry about your friends. I haven’t had a single human try sardines and regret it.

  4. snarkhunter

    Bringing any part of this within five feet of a shared microwave will get you summarily executed in many corporate break rooms

  5. cwillia111

    I like how there’s 1 lone broccoli floret. 😆