You have to smash 'em, even without toppings because the patties are shaped like tennis balls. But they make a damn good burger. – El Hamburguer, San Juan, PR

by Clean-Turnip5971

11 Comments

  1. Ghetto_Gepetto

    “I will have the salad with Roka-fort dressing”
    -Ben Stern

  2. Are those 2 bottom buns?

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  3. claremontmiller

    I want you to know I would fuck this burger up, but that is maybe the least structurally sound burger I’ve ever seen

  4. Expensive-Dingo-6292

    Want some burger with your tomato

  5. SprittanyBeers

    Leave it to PR to screw up an American classic. This is why you can’t be a state.

  6. btossa80

    They pair Roquefort with that crappy bread?