rather sad looking “full english” to begin with. and no one is going to eat the whole crust so they end up throwing most of it away every day.
egg looks like it was cooked in the crust… completely fused with it.
hathegkla
Should have just cooked the crust separately and called it a trencher.
Psychological-Duck13
Every day we stray further from God’s light…
I say this as someone who’s happily eaten a fish and chip pizza and a katsu chicken curry pizza (that is, a shameless gremlin)… this is an ABOMINATION!!
You could justifiably use a tomato base and then put chunks of the ingredients on top and it could actually work, but this?? It’s so dry and sad looking! And WTF is a potato waffle doing on there… hash brown or home fries PLEASE.
ACpony12
I feel like there’s a good way to incorporate a full English breakfast into a pizza. And this is NOT it.
nonitoni
33TLWD
Put all those items into a breakfast burrito (tortilla instead of pizza crust) and I’d destroy that
WhoopingJamboree
Well, *that’s* mighty hideous
NeuroXc
This is not a full English. This is like a quarter English.
DaveOJ12
I’d try it.
Bobo3076
That will be so fucking dry
thehollyproblem
Ah, a quarter english breakfast on a bed of undercooked dough. Sign me up.
DjurasStakeDriver
Who has a fucking waffle on a full English?
Jaxthornia
Add cheesee, fold and bake… breakfast Calazone, maybe. But black pud and better ingridients is a must for full English.
Bigdoga1000
This isn’t even a good version of what they tried to do. Like most of the base is dry
firebaron
The beans and tomatos should be spread across the whole base with cheese on top and dice the other ingredients as the toppings.
theyipper
Forbidden Injera
isecore
This is a full english in the same sense that I am a full medieval king.
That’s the saddest looking “full english” I’ve seen in a long time. I hope they were three quarters through eating it when they snapped this. Also, beans on a pizza base? No thanks.
kawaiihusbando
The cook is a troll
MathHysteria
Putting aside the base for a minute, that is a crime against the “full English”.
For starters, what in the name of Darth Vader is a potato waffle doing in there?!
UraniumRocker
It’s a good idea but poor execution. They might be on to something here
idontremembermylogi_
I’m not against this, but there’s too much bread here. Do it on a smaller pizza base and it could be banging.
But that bread needs to go on a plate.
Milk_Mindless
This makes me angy
Not angry
Angy
Lidl has a fulll English pizza
But this is just WRONG
Particlepants
That’s an awfully sad Full English
gerrineer
You need a tomato base with chopped sausage bacon mushroom yes the egg but no fucking waffle and I do enjoy a baked beans pizza ( looking at you hienz where are they ).
dogoscope
I’m not sure if there is a level of drunk I could reach to make this appetizing.
jaavaaguru
Where’s the pizza?
LevelNo3100
Mr chippy pizza?
Lance_Operazole
Wheres the black pudding? It’s a partial English at best.
Durrrcules
I believe this is from Giovanni’s Caffe and Pizzeria. They *can* do some decent pizzas with normal toppings too.
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rather sad looking “full english” to begin with. and no one is going to eat the whole crust so they end up throwing most of it away every day.
egg looks like it was cooked in the crust… completely fused with it.
Should have just cooked the crust separately and called it a trencher.
Every day we stray further from God’s light…
I say this as someone who’s happily eaten a fish and chip pizza and a katsu chicken curry pizza (that is, a shameless gremlin)… this is an ABOMINATION!!
You could justifiably use a tomato base and then put chunks of the ingredients on top and it could actually work, but this?? It’s so dry and sad looking! And WTF is a potato waffle doing on there… hash brown or home fries PLEASE.
I feel like there’s a good way to incorporate a full English breakfast into a pizza. And this is NOT it.
Put all those items into a breakfast burrito (tortilla instead of pizza crust) and I’d destroy that
Well, *that’s* mighty hideous
This is not a full English. This is like a quarter English.
I’d try it.
That will be so fucking dry
Ah, a quarter english breakfast on a bed of undercooked dough. Sign me up.
Who has a fucking waffle on a full English?
Add cheesee, fold and bake… breakfast Calazone, maybe. But black pud and better ingridients is a must for full English.
This isn’t even a good version of what they tried to do. Like most of the base is dry
The beans and tomatos should be spread across the whole base with cheese on top and dice the other ingredients as the toppings.
Forbidden Injera
This is a full english in the same sense that I am a full medieval king.
That’s the saddest looking “full english” I’ve seen in a long time. I hope they were three quarters through eating it when they snapped this. Also, beans on a pizza base? No thanks.
The cook is a troll
Putting aside the base for a minute, that is a crime against the “full English”.
For starters, what in the name of Darth Vader is a potato waffle doing in there?!
It’s a good idea but poor execution. They might be on to something here
I’m not against this, but there’s too much bread here. Do it on a smaller pizza base and it could be banging.
But that bread needs to go on a plate.
This makes me angy
Not angry
Angy
Lidl has a fulll English pizza
But this is just WRONG
That’s an awfully sad Full English
You need a tomato base with chopped sausage bacon mushroom yes the egg but no fucking waffle and I do enjoy a baked beans pizza ( looking at you hienz where are they ).
I’m not sure if there is a level of drunk I could reach to make this appetizing.
Where’s the pizza?
Mr chippy pizza?
Wheres the black pudding? It’s a partial English at best.
I believe this is from Giovanni’s Caffe and Pizzeria. They *can* do some decent pizzas with normal toppings too.
Cheese it up, fold and enjoy