So I bought the staff some coffee creamer because they were $1.20 each, I labeled it so everyone knows they can use them

by PassageHuge

34 Comments

  1. Klutzy-Handle5237

    Free use Paris Hilton. Not my first time reading that 👀

  2. bakedincanada

    Can you please tell me what flavour ‘sweet and spicy’ coffee cream is? What kind of spicy?

  3. leek_mill

    this shit probably tastes like perfume

  4. Cash4Duranium

    The Paris Hilton guerilla marketing campaign will continue until morale improves.

  5. Capt_Murphy_

    Champagne and coffee, the classic combo

  6. Variousletters

    “Oh my god, what are you doing, step-creamer?!”

    On an unrelated note, my first wife was also called Raspberry Champagne.

  7. Interesting_Sock9142

    I just got that Paris Hilton creamer too cause it was on sale…it’s kinda weird lol

  8. Bullshit_Conduit

    I wouldn’t drink anything creamy that had FREE USE written on it.

  9. chefpatrick

    this reddit post is extremely reddit

  10. jacquestrap66

    I can only see “free use…… Paris Hilton” and gag a little bit.

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  11. symedia

    everyone loves a r/freeuse creamer

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  12. probsthrowaway2

    These are probably gross as fuck

  13. probablycabbage

    I bought the raspberry champagne because I love the white chocolate raspberry that only seems to come out during Christmas time. WELL, I’ll start with they still robbed you at $1.20. This stuff was DISGUSTING.

    Tasted like: You left half and half in the fridge too long and it got fizzy – and as you opened it someone spilled some cheap perfume into the vessel.

    I ended up pouring the entire thing down the sink – then I was concerned for my pipes in hindsight.

  14. mynameisnickromel

    Low key, drop some raspberry champagne into a diet Coke and enjoy. That shit sucks in coffee but makes a great dirty coke

  15. Carbon-Base

    This is one of those rare triple entendres.

  16. DenseAstronomer3631

    We got some frosted sugar cookie flavor in at the coffee bar at work and I was soooo excited to try it but it tasted sooooo artifical and almpat bitter, just weird idk man. When I tasted it not mixed in coffee it was like coconuty

  17. PoisonIvyCrotch

    From my experience just putting it in the fridge makes it free to use. I brought my favorite creamer to the fridge at work(I’m hybrid and come in like twice a week). I got to use it 3times before they killed it, started making my coffee at home and just bringing a thermos after that

  18. Opunita-Cookies

    The raspberry one tastes like grandmas perfume

  19. mark5hs

    The raspberry champagne one is genuinely awful

  20. crystalcranium

    Is it good? Asking as someone who doesn’t have creamer (we don’t use that here)

  21. automator3000

    I feel like these would be in my sisters fridge.

  22. These were on clearance for .38 at my kroger.

  23. Plenty_Adeptness7631

    I can’t believe the Paris Hilton Spicy coffee creamer was on sale.

  24. -CaptainCaveman-

    What did your coworkers ever do to you to inflict so much pain onto them??

  25. secretlyprincess

    I tried the raspberry and it was…less than ideal. The thought of sweet and spicy after that made me want to weep

  26. fueled_by_rootbeer

    I bet that raspberry one is delicious in earl grey. I miss the berries and cream flavor

  27. Icy_Masterpiece3368

    That raspberry champagne one is sooooo good

  28. I’ve seen too many things on the Internet to not chuckle at “Free Use” a little.