I’m so done

I'm so done
byu/welliamaguy inKitchenConfidential



by welliamaguy

13 Comments

  1. SlightDish31

    Gluten Free – celiac written on the ticket.

    “No, beer and sourdough are fine.”

    Glad I took that allergy seriously and sterilized my entire station.

  2. Grandson_of_Kolchak

    Recently a ticket was making rounds on Russian twitter asking for smaller bones in pork ribs

  3. Sea-Shopping-5878

    Had a couple who both ordered the same cut of steak, cooked to the same degree but with different sides and sauces. They sent them back because the sauces were on the wrong dish. The sauces that were in ramekins. 

  4. MariachiArchery

    I once had an order walk in that was some sort of crazy variation on veganism. Aside from no animal products, it also excluded things like no honey (bees are animals too), no cane sugar/white sugar (bone char filtering), then it also excluded certain crops that were particularly harmful to insect populations. Whatever though, you get the idea, it was a crazy ticket.

    So, I called for my server, and said something like, “What the hell is this *girl’s* problem?”

    The server, immediately chided me for assuming the order was placed by a woman. I walked around my pass, scanned my dining room quickly that had about 50 people in it, then pointed out the person who I thought placed this order, “Is it seat 4 at table 30?”

    Guess what, it was indeed seat 4 at table 30 who had placed this order. And, this woman looked *exactly* how you’d expect them to look.

  5. brenttoastalive

    We used the phrase double meat double cheese as code for come look at this fuckin weirdo

  6. Jealous_Acorn

    I have absolutely done this many, many times in my storied career. I don’t even know what I get from it. I’ve never seen them and thought “they look like they would order that”. I just have to see their face.

  7. Ethereal_Keeper

    I used to go to the bar and grill I worked at on my days off if I was in the area since I got a nice discount. I would get a 12-shrimp combo: 6 fried, 6 grilled. Apparently, I was the only person to do this, and the kitchen hated it. As it was supposed to be 12 fried or grilled.

  8. SuspiciousSpliff

    No tomatoes *ALERGY*

    Extra pizza sauce…. Several times.

  9. AkuTheNiceGuy

    Tomato Burrata – no tomatoes I stared at it for a solid 20 seconds before putting it up

  10. Tr3sKidneys

    I’ve worked BOH and FOH. If it sucks taking it, it sucks making it.