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My girlfriend sent me this, I’m in tears.


My girlfriend sent me this, I’m in tears.

by Specialist-Pin-7878

35 Comments

  1. ACHOpthalmicOutburst

    Explains the state of that microwave too

  2. MadamVoid

    The lone chicken is the least of your concern omg

  4. Specialist_Task4668

    she might’ve violated that chicken

  7. WizardOfTheLawl

    She needs to drink the *entire* can of Red Bull to get both wings

  8. ChloMyGod638

    That’s your girls microwave???? Eeeeeyuck

  10. Hyposanity

    Chicken wing red flag. This will be your microwave one day.

  15. DigInevitable1679

    Was a paper towel too expensive?? I mean, I use plates…but I’m trying to be flexible here

  16. BlueCrayolaTeal

    This is fucking nasty how old is she, 5???

  17. Key_Worth_7178

    Reminder that you make out with this person so you’re not doing much better

  18. MF_Doomed

    I’ve seen gas station microwaves in a better state than this thing in your home. Good God

  20. EierkuchenHD

    Broke people going to the kitchen to get a glass of water and one burned chicken wing

  21. OneNoteMan

    Is she ok? If she’s sending you this, it feels like a cry for help, even if she talks about it jokingly.

    I’m not saying you fix it btw, for all I know, you’re both overwhelmed, and maybe this is only temporary.

    I hope things get better.

  22. notreallyonredditbut

    Dang I have mental illness but at least I try to hide it when I’m being weird and gross… what is the context of the text??

  23. BeautyDuwang

    What’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your half eaten microwaved chicken wing 🙁

  24. Dusty_Old_McCormick

    This whole picture is just grim.

  25. Equivalent_East_6446

    Are they tears of laughter or sorrow my friend?

  26. neep_pie

    The most disturbing thing is heating it directly on the microwave tray rather than a plate.

  30. Mister__Fister_

    Raw on the microwave plate is devious

  31. RainbowMage81

    I’m not sure which is bothering more…the state of the microwave or the fact that the chicken is just bareback in the microwave…

  32. THEDONBUFFLES

    I mean better than the post I saw about a girlfriend saying how her ex used to microwaved campbells soup… in the can…. multiple times.

  33. roseorrueorlaurel

    Is his like her parents house or is she not okay?

  34. Laffnowcrylater

    Is that the same microwave used by the US military for the maduro raid? No wonder his security were all dizzy and throwing up.

  35. Apprehensive_Fee2079

    I’m jus curious as to why she sent this in the first place lol