He's not motivated and tends to knock cups on the floor. Also based on his energy level he doesn't need any more coffee. Think he can be trained to use the machine?

by heliotropic_nm

24 Comments

  1. DonkeyGlad653

    He looks a little feline-onious to me, so probably not.

  2. zebo_99

    Try grinding 18 ft of catnip and run it through the machine. It’ll make him more enthusiastic about the learning process.

  3. WrongHomework7916

    Cats rub their ass on everything. Kopi Luwak? Nope, I’ll pass.

  4. Landlockedseaman

    And people complain about microplastics

  5. Transport1154

    Cats make terrible butlers, it’s more a dog thing.

  6. Consistent-Course534

    Can’t afford a regular butler?

  7. Vegetable-Face-2518

    You’re going to need an Italian cat for that.

  8. CleverPixel

    mine self cleans the milk wand for me

  9. feed him beans, internal enzymes will help co-process

  10. aguilasolige

    Do you sanitize this area before you make coffee?

  11. A-Phantasmic-Parade

    Does cat hair enhance the taste of the espresso?

  12. Abstrographer

    It looks a bit heavy for him to swat it off the counter….you should be safe.

  13. OhFuckNoNoNoMyCaat

    My experience with cats, which is quite limited, is he’ll expect you to make him a catspresso.

    I mean if it was a British shorthair it might make you a latte and roll you a spliff.

  14. goleafie

    Puuuuurrrrrrrista says short black Spro on the bar now.

  15. ctrl-all-alts

    Whatever you do, don’t teach him how to pull the levers for the hot water and steam valves lol