The fact people eat stuff like this, I always imagine is the body screaming from lack of proper nutrition. It’s not normal
akina907
I can taste the salmonella from here
itsJussaMe
One of my friends is an adrenaline junkie. Before he jumps out of airplanes or whatever he always says “To hell or hospital!” This made me think of that.
git0ffmylawnm8
He fucked the turkey breast didn’t he?
MarionberryOk2874
“Im going to the ER for this one!” 👀
Scourge135
First tought: ah nice, Mett, a man of culture i see. And then i read turkey…..
30cents2Transfers
This is my friend, Sal. Sal Monella.
Shady_Bacon
He ain’t going to jail. He’s going to the morgue
PurpleAkisCarrierBag
Seasoned with Montreal steak seasoning and salmonella. Yum
theghostsofvegas
This is the reason the Healthcare industry in America is privatized.
Soulbossanova9
Well that’s good because the ER is usually quiet at that time…. 🤮
No_Town2340
What in the Actual Left Testicle is THIS ABOMINATION!?
mechaczech
ArbiterTwoSwords
If you put this infront of certain animals they would refuse to eat
Relative-Dog-6012
Not even just raw poultry, *shredded* *processed* raw poultry. No no
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If hell was a toilet, then yes.
Raw poultry? Yeah, no thanks
I never saw the appeal of anything tartare.
I that it was raw tuna at first, so I thought it was semi acceptable. Then I read TURKEY TARTAR 🤢
jail? no! hopital.
Is Turkey tartare a thing? Or is that just raw packaged turkey?? 🦃
He isn’t going to hell, but he is absolutely going to the bathroom. RIP this dude’s colon.
Your friend this morning
In Florida, you can get Baker Acted for less than this.
Those everything seasoned rice cakes are absolutely vile.
Jail? No. Hospital? Definitely.
Jail? Nah. Bathroom? Definitely. Hospital? Probably.
Raw poultry what the actual fuck
He’s gonna get a visit from his uncle Sal Monella
Jail? No. Emergency room with salmonella? Yes.
The fact people eat stuff like this, I always imagine is the body screaming from lack of proper nutrition. It’s not normal
I can taste the salmonella from here
One of my friends is an adrenaline junkie. Before he jumps out of airplanes or whatever he always says “To hell or hospital!” This made me think of that.
He fucked the turkey breast didn’t he?
“Im going to the ER for this one!” 👀
First tought: ah nice, Mett, a man of culture i see. And then i read turkey…..
This is my friend, Sal. Sal Monella.
He ain’t going to jail. He’s going to the morgue
Seasoned with Montreal steak seasoning and salmonella. Yum
This is the reason the Healthcare industry in America is privatized.
Well that’s good because the ER is usually quiet at that time…. 🤮
What in the Actual Left Testicle is THIS ABOMINATION!?
If you put this infront of certain animals they would refuse to eat
Not even just raw poultry, *shredded* *processed* raw poultry. No no