I love him, but HOW?!

I looked at the tamped espresso and knew something was wrong, so I flipped over the tamper and saw this! I asked my fiancé what happened, and he said “I don’t know! The beans came out wet.”

I never know what kind of weird thing is going to happen when he makes coffee haha

by misshollydawn

26 Comments

  1. Responsible-Meringue

    Better clean the grinder before it’s clogged up with coffee butter. 

  2. cheorozco99

    Because it has grooves. If you set it in any water that happens. Just dry it off real good.

  3. Medium-Regret-1896

    Do you spray your beans before grinding them? Could it just be residual static? I get this on some of my coffees as well but not to this extreme. 

  4. Senior-Self-1682

    Too much RDT? That or the tamper was wet.

  5. kennethberlin

    I had the same problem. Press it, then turn the tamper, and then release.

  6. Feisty-Common-5179

    Maybe he over WDT’d- Watered Da Tamper.

  7. madlabdog

    Must have wiped the tamper with damp cloth

  8. PMYourTitsIfNotRacst

    The tamper was wet. I’ve set it down on the cleaning matt after rinsing it off and this happens, even with an entirely flat tamper.

  9. Check your grinder, “the beans came out wet….” Lord knows what else was done.

  10. stevenfur

    Can second – as others have said either the beans or tamper were wet (speaking from unfortunate experience 🫠)

  11. HallowDuck__

    Maybe a little overzealous with the RDT?

  12. Admirable_Admiral69

    Wet tamper. This is why I opted for a flat tamper rather than a textured one… It makes a cool pattern on the top of your puck but drying out the grooves is a pain in the butt.

  13. I literally had a nightmare of this last night

  14. colonel_batguano

    He used a ridged tamper. Tell him not to do that.

  15. WantToTypeComments55

    this is partly why i rarely wash the tamper (but when i do, i do a good job including drying it well)

    i’m also lazy though, and a terrible filthy monster. i’d post a video showing my workflow, i’m proud of it and it’s interesting in a few ways, but i’m sure commentary would devolve to me being a dirtiboi

  16. LimitedWard

    This happens to me sometimes as well depending on the beans, though it’s usually not to this extreme. I completely regret getting a ridged tamper.

  17. elgfyt01

    Wet tamper, the beans just stuck to the tamper dry it beforehand and try again

  18. scbenhart

    Clean it witch some alcohol. My Normcore tamper collects oily coffee like a mf