Why do y’all think no workmates wanted to try my homemade protein bars?

by Pretend_Passion_8459

46 Comments

  1. Pooooodle

    Maybe offer them before passing them next time

  2. SoyboyCowboy

    Because you used r/dogspooping as your inspo board

  3. DrPants707

    That’s definitely one way to keep your coworkers hands off your crap

  4. “You prefer eating chocolate flavored shit or shit flavored chocolate” ahh

  5. SirStocksAlott

    Sorry, but also distracted by that keyboard.

  6. IntrospectiveOwlbear

    Any other shape buddy, any other shape

  7. CorrectMulberry994

    Why did you shape them like that?

  8. Redence_

    Maybe let them digest it themselves next time instead of doing it for them

  9. TheGrouchyPunisher

    Corn! I don’t remember having corn!

  10. ringRunners

    This is why I like to work from home. 

  11. spacel0rdmf

    They also look like Japanese yams so maybe.

  12. OkJoke4711

    Oh there’s nothing like a room temperature hunk of feces midday to put a little pep in your step.

    P.S. I would try them

  13. eatingpopcorn_lol

    What happened to the keyboard?

  14. OkJoke4711

    I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in so long. The one at the top with the bite taken out of it put me over the top. Some kind of cosmic force brought me here today and I thank you all for being alive.

  15. murphyat

    No good reason. These look perfectly normal.

  16. After-Weakness-9922

    At work we used to hang out in 2 cars in the parking lot beside each other and sometimes start tossing things into the window of the other car just playing around. I had a chocolate Vector bar and I shaped it into shit and tossed it into the other car. They were like “Hey!” then “OMG!! WTF!!! You’re fucking disgusting.” As they run out of the car. Then we put it on out bosses forklift seat. He knocked it off with his clipboard and then called everyone over. Lol So much fun. Thats what these look like.

  17. Free_Researcher2618

    I used to make some similar one myself and I was still hesitant to eat them

  18. how many grams of protein are in dog rockets anyways?

  19. ManiacalMagician

    Haha reminds me of these guys that worked at a water park who would float these in the pools so they could get two hours break or whatever it was for sterilization p

  20. Distinct-Solution-99

    Homemade shit logs you say? Sign me up!

  21. Chinner5

    Are your coworkers POS’ themselves and eating this would be some form of cannabilism? Joking of course im sure they are nicer people. Maybe shape the bars into rectangles, im sure they are great!

  22. OkJoke4711

    I worked in a hospital cafeteria. I used to shape brownies into little turd shapes and leave them in the old ladies work areas, then playfully blame them for it.

  23. Grocman27

    Sorry but bars do have shape and that is a log

  24. HumongousBelly

    Those idiots. Food is way more nutritious if it goes in the same way it looks going out!

  25. Plane-Fan9006

    I see you’ve discovered the wonders of Psyllium Husk for fiber…

  26. luxafelicity

    They look like Mr Hanky’s cousins

  27. middleagedfatbloke

    They just don’t know how good they are you might try eating them real slow in front of your workmates, let it melt all over face and hands while making soft grunts of satisfaction.

  28. PartyPants444

    You’re going to crosspost to r/shitfromabutt right?

  29. prionbinch

    i feel like perhaps there were better shapes you could have chosen for them. i feel like perhaps you made a conscious choice to make them look like feces

  30. Cryptic_Thorns

    I don’t think you can re-ingest protein once it’s vacated the body-

  31. Electronic_House2272

    looks like it’s hard as a rock