Would you order this?

by LeonOkada9

38 Comments

  1. Donkeybrother

    That sounds like a sea otter’s lunch

  2. Bretzelking

    yeh. The mild flavours of the lettuce and mayonnaise go well with the sweetness boiled shrimp. Maybe add a bit of dill though.

  3. andymorphic

    having spent a lot of time in japan i have no doubt it will be good

  4. WeebDeev

    “I believe you have given me the food that my food eats”

  5. Shrimp sando with extra extra crispy lettuce. I’m in

  6. I want, it would probably have such a good crunch.

  7. spartiecat

    If I wasn’t deathly allergic to shrimp, maybe. It sounds like a great lunch option for a hot summer day

  8. MegaFloppy69

    If 3/4 of that lettuce was replaced with shrimp, then yes. Otherwise, I might as well eat a shrimp salad with a side of bread.

  9. mikeputerbaugh

    I’M A BIG MAN AND I NEED A BIG SHREDDER

  10. TheGrandExquisitor

    So, here is my question….

    Does this count, because I am pretty sure they *know* it is stupid food. There is a whole trend in Japan where chains come out with these patently ridiculous burgers. And, it all seems like they know it is a joke, and people buy one and try it….there are probably “burger otaku,” and all that. 

    But, like, is it stupid food if they say down and said, “Let’s make some stupid food.”

    Where is the sincerity? I feel like it needs to have been sincerely made to be true stupid food. 

    Upvoted anyway, because no matter the intent, it is DUMB!

  11. HeatSeekingGhostOSex

    Butter lettuce and shrimp?? All I see is delicious nutrients.

  12. Dark_World_Blues

    I might as well just eat an entire head of lettuce

  13. fightingbronze

    Honestly yeah. The first pic feels more like a joke while the one in the corner shows there’s gonna be plenty of shrimp too. Shrimp, a ton of lettuce, and mayo sounds simple but tasty.

  14. VortexFalcon50

    Considering i fucking HATE lettuce on burgerd this can absolutely go fuck itself

  15. Sudden-Nothing6745

    All the water would make the bun turn into slop in your mouth… I’d rather just put the shrimp in the middle n eat it like a sandwich w/o the bun

  16. stink3rb3lle

    I can’t stand shrimp unless it’s super fresh local or expensive AF (aka also as fresh as possible imported).

  17. welfedad

    Reminds me of going on class trips at my school in junior high ..was Christian school and most kids were vegetarian and they would order whoopers and no meat

  18. At this point it can just be a salad with bread and shrimp, not everything have to be a burger.
    How do you fit it in your mouth anyways…

  19. SeriousMannequin

    That’s just salad but with extra steps.

  20. milleribsen

    This hits so many wants in a meal for me, I’d totally have it.

  21. Full_Mark1476

    Never forget when pizza hut released the fish and chips pizza in Japan

  22. Emergency_Rooster511

    A shrimp salad sandwich with extra lettuce?

  23. XocoJinx

    Actually doesn’t sound bad. At least I’d meet my fibre requirements for once.