What?? C’mon. I’m all for supporting interesting takes on food, but what I see here could be anything baked inside. This could be filled with cat food for all we know.
kingkonlan
Looks ready for a good squirt of thousand island 
jenthewen
yum. never thought of making a rueben that way
halfmanhalfhobnob
It’s staring at me.
DaddyIsFine
Tell us how it feels…I mean tastes.
HarmlessHeffalump
r/MildlyPenis
secretweapon-
Thiccgurll
Looks like a peeper
Killentyme55
Sorry, but it doesn’t look like this one…
made the cut.
Ryte4flyte1
Ummm, yup looks good!
Jfield24
Gotta slice it
VincentMapother45
Oooooof.
Existentialidiot83
Nice 👍
peteyhard
A penis Reuben girls are all over that one
jaded-optimist
Show the innards you coward
little-larry-sellers
It’s not supposed to be literal food porn!
Pink_Empress111
My favorite 😍
OlfactoryOffender
Paynus
SnooRabbits5543
Ouch
Atomysk79
Where is the egg wash?
Antisocialite99
I’ve made rueben pot pie before. Delicious
GreeneBean64
I am the perfect level of tipsy for this. Got my best laugh of the night after a double take and scrolling back up. Amazing work OP. Would eat.
MissValkyrijn
Mmm is that oven still on? Cause that looks HOT 🥵
Frankenfucker
I have to ask the real question here. Did you use a rye dough?
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Nailed it on the food porn for sure. Top marks.
Just don’t get any in your eye!
A flesh light Stromboli! Genius!
Just the tip, baby, I swear
Uncut?
What?? C’mon. I’m all for supporting interesting takes on food, but what I see here could be anything baked inside. This could be filled with cat food for all we know.
Looks ready for a good squirt of thousand island 
yum. never thought of making a rueben that way
It’s staring at me.
Tell us how it feels…I mean tastes.
r/MildlyPenis
Looks like a peeper
Sorry, but it doesn’t look like this one…
made the cut.
Ummm, yup looks good!
Gotta slice it
Oooooof.
Nice 👍
A penis Reuben girls are all over that one
Show the innards you coward
It’s not supposed to be literal food porn!
My favorite 😍
Paynus
Ouch
Where is the egg wash?
I’ve made rueben pot pie before. Delicious
I am the perfect level of tipsy for this. Got my best laugh of the night after a double take and scrolling back up. Amazing work OP. Would eat.
Mmm is that oven still on? Cause that looks HOT 🥵
I have to ask the real question here. Did you use a rye dough?
Looks like a giant cock😅
r/dontputyourdickinthat