I asked ChatGPT to explain how to poach an egg like Austinite Matthew McConaughey…

by samanthaaaa

13 Comments

  1. WallyMetropolis

    This is the chatGTP equivalent of being called on stage to sing and demurely saying you don’t have anything prepared before just absolutely belting out *I Dreamed a Dream.*

  2. BrooksLawson_Realtor

    >I cannot accurately mimic the mannerisms or style of an individual like Matthew McConaughey

    *Proceeds to mimic the mannerisms and style of Matthew McConaughey*

  3. Lazy-Thanks8244

    I could hear his voice while reading this.

  4. Single_9_uptime

    I feel like we now desperately need a video of McConaughey poaching an egg while reciting this.

  5. WxUdornot

    This has been up for 2 hours and is not on the front page yet, which is a mystery to me. If it’s real, it’s solid gold.

  6. plastigoop

    I knew it!! Chatgpt -IS- Matthew McConaughey!!!

  7. TrailofDead

    Well, this scares the shit out of me honestly. As a 40 year old software guy this thing is merging Matt’s communication style with a recipe. Terrifying.

    What’s next before I die?

  8. DynamicHunter

    This is the content I come to Reddit for

  9. eieioelena

    Now I feel kinda hungry, but in a totally chill kinda way. . .

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