“I don’t remember ordering a childs portion”, I always said to the owner of the Edinburgh B&B I stayed at for work 20 years ago. 1 of each item was his ‘heart stopper’ breakfast. 1 button mushroom sliced up with a razor blade. Really. He moaned about doing toast; I needed bread under my egg. He had a tiger skin on the wall of the staircase. Another guest stole it.
EroticBurrito
Very nice. Perfect eggs.
JoeTisseo
What is it with people and seemingly boiled fucking mushrooms, must be like eating slugs. Colour them you lazy degenerates. Other than that spot on.
No-Needleworker5764
It’s a ten from Len.That’s a good one
Corvideous
I always like it when someone throws a bit of green nonsense on top. Shows a bit of class, eh?
Cracking looking fry aside from those mushrooms.
fretnone
That’s about the cutest little butters I’ve ever seen
MizOrchid
Those mushrooms could do with some work but everything else looks great especially the left side of the plate
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Oooh, a wedge of black pudding. Looks nice!
Triangular black pudding!
“I don’t remember ordering a childs portion”, I always said to the owner of the Edinburgh B&B I stayed at for work 20 years ago. 1 of each item was his ‘heart stopper’ breakfast. 1 button mushroom sliced up with a razor blade. Really. He moaned about doing toast; I needed bread under my egg. He had a tiger skin on the wall of the staircase. Another guest stole it.
Very nice. Perfect eggs.
What is it with people and seemingly boiled fucking mushrooms, must be like eating slugs. Colour them you lazy degenerates. Other than that spot on.
It’s a ten from Len.That’s a good one
I always like it when someone throws a bit of green nonsense on top. Shows a bit of class, eh?
Cracking looking fry aside from those mushrooms.
That’s about the cutest little butters I’ve ever seen
Those mushrooms could do with some work but everything else looks great especially the left side of the plate