He attempted it in a restaurant? Doesn’t look homemade to me. Looks more like a buffet selection
simlew86
You can’t just have a big breakfast and call it a “Full English”
wheelspaws
Pineapple, cucumber and cheese on a full English breakfast? Raw tomatoes and un-toasted bread? I’d probably eat it, but it’s not anywhere near a full English. Still can’t get over the pineapple lol
Stump_E
Well, I suppose there’s.. a plate?
CrunchKing
This is a troll, right
Austinpowerstwo
I dont really like saying mean stuff about people’s photos and attempts at things but that’s honestly 2/10 at best.
It doesn’t even have the right vibe, a fry up is a nice warming combo.
MaxRamsey
Dry bread, pineapple, cucumber and raw tomatoes. I would eat it. Not a full English, similar to a continental.
Ichbinian
Canadian here: sorry about this abomination. That Canuck does not represent true full english enthusiasts.
vulfneck
Leaving this up for the entertainment.
TobiasDid
Pineapple and Cucumber… the cornerstone of any full English breakfast!
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We gonna need to disrespect poutine as a response.
Getonwithitplease
I can’t, sorry.
Milk_Mindless
Just cause it has a hash brown and some egg it ain’t a fry up.
Sorry no dice.
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That is an abomination.
LaraH39
Is that pineapple and cheese? Also WTF is the deal with the salad? Where’s the bacon? What’s going on!?! I’m scared!
Cannabis_Sir
Youve got 1 ingredient from a fry up, and a salad lol. What came up when you googled full English breakfast?
WestonsCat
Is anything actually ‘fried’ on that?
bsidewinsagain
Looks like the result of letting a child loose at a hotel buffet
MrsBeauregardless
Aw, poor guy.
aec1024
I don’t really know where to begin. Cucumber? A random piece of cheese? No bacon? Raw tomatoes? Are those eggs? Is that pineapple?!? 🤷🏼♀️
wonkyfunk
Travesty/10
Not_enoughwatches
Cucumbers? Raw tomatoes? No bacon? No fried slice? No mushrooms?
No bitches?
ElectrOverload
2 as in 2 much wrong to go in 2.
RockyRomRompant
This makes me sad
irishplonker
Jesus christ man
JustTheStockTips
r/therewasanattempt
Ok-Smoke-9965
Just no
Othersideofthemirror
Watery scrambled egg, hash browns out a bag in the freezer, a sausage that ashamed of itself and lots of inedible garnish. 0/10
WildFoxUK
I honestly don’t know where to start…
martintierney101
Brutal/10
jaavaaguru
Is that some kind of plastic cheese-like substance lying over the hash browns?
Toastyroastybitch
As a Brit I’m gonna honestly answer this. I’d give it 3/10. Reason? Well the hash brown, the sausages and the tomatoes look well done. But the egg should be fried or poached instead of scrambled (mostly – depends on what you prefer) I’ve also never had cheese and cucumber with it before. It also doesn’t look too appetising. And they forgot the beans for the bread and ketchup
Kashmyta
This is terrible.
b0baicetea
Why cucumber….. Just why……
Alternative-Finish83
It’s the thought that counts
Rafikira
Skreeeeeeee! (The cry of the Nazgûl if that wasn’t obvious)
BearsBeetsVoyager
Do Americans put a random piece of fruit on their mostly savoury breakfast or is this just a truly Canadian past time? Wondering if it’s a North American thing in general.
Putrid_Lies
😡
UlfricMessiah
Fail
cdh79
0
AdMysterious3953
This makes me sad for my eyes and sad for your frys.
SweetAs_Bro
The fuck is that?!
Stupid_cray0n
I’m sorry.
Deckard2022
As an English man all I can do is tut disapprovingly and shake my head
yarrpirates
What the fuck is this cucumber-tainted breakfast madness?
Chillonymous
That’s like saying “rate this pasta” and showing me a picture of someone’s foot.
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I’m not even going to dignify that by scoring it.
He attempted it in a restaurant? Doesn’t look homemade to me. Looks more like a buffet selection
You can’t just have a big breakfast and call it a “Full English”
Pineapple, cucumber and cheese on a full English breakfast? Raw tomatoes and un-toasted bread? I’d probably eat it, but it’s not anywhere near a full English. Still can’t get over the pineapple lol
Well, I suppose there’s.. a plate?
This is a troll, right
I dont really like saying mean stuff about people’s photos and attempts at things but that’s honestly 2/10 at best.
It doesn’t even have the right vibe, a fry up is a nice warming combo.
Dry bread, pineapple, cucumber and raw tomatoes. I would eat it. Not a full English, similar to a continental.
Canadian here: sorry about this abomination. That Canuck does not represent true full english enthusiasts.
Leaving this up for the entertainment.
Pineapple and Cucumber… the cornerstone of any full English breakfast!
We gonna need to disrespect poutine as a response.
I can’t, sorry.
Just cause it has a hash brown and some egg it ain’t a fry up.
Sorry no dice.
That is an abomination.
Is that pineapple and cheese? Also WTF is the deal with the salad? Where’s the bacon? What’s going on!?! I’m scared!
Youve got 1 ingredient from a fry up, and a salad lol. What came up when you googled full English breakfast?
Is anything actually ‘fried’ on that?
Looks like the result of letting a child loose at a hotel buffet
Aw, poor guy.
I don’t really know where to begin. Cucumber? A random piece of cheese? No bacon? Raw tomatoes? Are those eggs? Is that pineapple?!? 🤷🏼♀️
Travesty/10
Cucumbers? Raw tomatoes?
No bacon? No fried slice? No mushrooms?
No bitches?
2 as in 2 much wrong to go in 2.
This makes me sad
Jesus christ man
r/therewasanattempt
Just no
Watery scrambled egg, hash browns out a bag in the freezer, a sausage that ashamed of itself and lots of inedible garnish. 0/10
I honestly don’t know where to start…
Brutal/10
Is that some kind of plastic cheese-like substance lying over the hash browns?
As a Brit I’m gonna honestly answer this. I’d give it 3/10. Reason? Well the hash brown, the sausages and the tomatoes look well done. But the egg should be fried or poached instead of scrambled (mostly – depends on what you prefer) I’ve also never had cheese and cucumber with it before. It also doesn’t look too appetising. And they forgot the beans for the bread and ketchup
This is terrible.
Why cucumber….. Just why……
It’s the thought that counts
Skreeeeeeee! (The cry of the Nazgûl if that wasn’t obvious)
Do Americans put a random piece of fruit on their mostly savoury breakfast or is this just a truly Canadian past time? Wondering if it’s a North American thing in general.
😡
Fail
0
This makes me sad for my eyes and sad for your frys.
The fuck is that?!
I’m sorry.
As an English man all I can do is tut disapprovingly and shake my head
What the fuck is this cucumber-tainted breakfast madness?
That’s like saying “rate this pasta” and showing me a picture of someone’s foot.