Two teff crackers served on an upside-down rubber boot stuck in grass.
Two teff crackers served on an upside-down rubber boot stuck in grass.
by PiraatPaul
41 Comments
PiraatPaul
Served at restaurant ‘t Klooster in Wijk aan Zee, The Netherlands. You’re supposed to use the helpful miniature spade to scoop some paksoi foam on top of the crackers.
You know what’s going to save this place Marge? Boot licking. Who doesn’t want to eat off a dirty boot? Nobody that who. For desert we’ll plop a scoop of chocolate ice cream on a wingtip. Classy AF.
potsticker17
How do restaurants even wash some of these ridiculous table settings to get them ready for the next customer order?
FelisCantabrigiensis
We Want Utensils, too.
MienSteiny
Honestly it’s so absurdist I kinda like it.
MolassesMolly
Oh wow. Just when I thought the whole “flower pot in a sneaker” trend couldn’t be topped!
ETA: I’m not digging the paint flecking off the spade either.
Pywacket1
That’s just nasty.
donac
Yeah, but you got the tiny shovel, so it’s still pretty good, right?
cerebralsexer
I will run when food is coming only or after food come I wear shoes and run
Zabazooo
Is that even safe?
reptilesni
That’s insulting and stupid.
Fubeeo
Almost gagged, my god this one is downright repulsive
thesohoriots
Whole new level of bootlicking
thehealingprocess
This is almost the dumbest thing I’ve seen on this sub
Jealous-Jeweler-5909
PLEASE HOW IS THIS REAL 😂
Clackpot
Take that boot, put it on your foot, and use it to kick seven shades of shit out of whatever screamingly pretentious shitgibbon tought that was a good idea.
taptapper
Nah. You knew what you were getting in to when you went to that place.
LookyLouVooDoo
People need to stop patronizing restaurants that do this.
seriouslythanks
Usually I find these annoying but this? This I actually hate.
ResilientBiscuit42
Now I just want new boots.
KidBeene
Once again, this sub makes me angry.
AgitatedPerspective9
This is what r/conservative users eat
Eis_ber
I get the feeling that restaurant owners follow this sub. Some of them see all of the nonsense that’s posted on here and think: “You know what? I’m sure I can do dumber than this.”
Odd_Ad50
What thee fuck
HeadlessHookerClub
What in the holy fuck.
AKANotAValidUsername
More like turf crackers amiright?
slow_work_day
i thought that was two weird froggies on a boot :/
meeeeeph
WTF? Don’t you have any law or regulations about what you can serve food in?
IndependentDouble138
I’m 90% confident this is a art project and not a restaurant
turkeypants
At this point they’re just trolling us
Mister-Nash-Ketchum
What the fuck is wrong with people
daveisamonsterr
This is the worst one I’ve seen.
_Cheeba
Is this supposed to mimic mud or even shit on the bottom of shoe? 👎🏾👎🏾
King_dudelyness
That’s it, I’m unsubscribing from this sub. It just keeps getting more fucked. Soon there’s gonna be fish still on a fishing line with the whole damn fishing rod as part of the plating, and I don’t wanna be around for it lol
Stevenerf
And to drink?? A plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat. Here ya go
chummmp70
This is cocaine cooking. Chef is far up his own ass.
newluna
This is the wtf I come here for.
BadNraD
At a certain point it’s your fault for going out to restaurants and paying your hard earned money for such ridiculousness. Look at that water glass. Is it a digital glitch? Light refraction? Or is it seriously that misshapen intentionally? How much did the boot crackers cost?
lizziegal79
This is just getting damn ridiculous now. Sweet baby Jesus in a minivan, they’ll be serving soup in a Diva Cup now.
Own-Egg-4471
I feel like this is a vegan restaurant, where the chef hates vegans.
soupywarrior
This is probably one of the worst and most pretentious ones of them all.
41 Comments
Served at restaurant ‘t Klooster in Wijk aan Zee, The Netherlands. You’re supposed to use the helpful miniature spade to scoop some paksoi foam on top of the crackers.
Full recension [here (in Dutch)](https://www.volkskrant.nl/eten-en-drinken/was-er-bij-t-klooster-nou-niemand-die-zei-een-gerecht-serveren-met-een-rubberlaars-is-dat-geen-historisch-slecht-idee~b287ea71/) by Hiske Versprille, photo from her twitter.
STOP PUTTING FEET WHERE FOOD GOES GOT DAMNIT
You know what’s going to save this place Marge? Boot licking. Who doesn’t want to eat off a dirty boot? Nobody that who. For desert we’ll plop a scoop of chocolate ice cream on a wingtip. Classy AF.
How do restaurants even wash some of these ridiculous table settings to get them ready for the next customer order?
We Want Utensils, too.
Honestly it’s so absurdist I kinda like it.
Oh wow. Just when I thought the whole “flower pot in a sneaker” trend couldn’t be topped!
ETA: I’m not digging the paint flecking off the spade either.
That’s just nasty.
Yeah, but you got the tiny shovel, so it’s still pretty good, right?
I will run when food is coming only or after food come I wear shoes and run
Is that even safe?
That’s insulting and stupid.
Almost gagged, my god this one is downright repulsive
Whole new level of bootlicking
This is almost the dumbest thing I’ve seen on this sub
PLEASE HOW IS THIS REAL 😂
Take that boot, put it on your foot, and use it to kick seven shades of shit out of whatever screamingly pretentious shitgibbon tought that was a good idea.
Nah. You knew what you were getting in to when you went to that place.
People need to stop patronizing restaurants that do this.
Usually I find these annoying but this? This I actually hate.
Now I just want new boots.
Once again, this sub makes me angry.
This is what r/conservative users eat
I get the feeling that restaurant owners follow this sub. Some of them see all of the nonsense that’s posted on here and think: “You know what? I’m sure I can do dumber than this.”
What thee fuck
What in the holy fuck.
More like turf crackers amiright?
i thought that was two weird froggies on a boot :/
WTF?
Don’t you have any law or regulations about what you can serve food in?
I’m 90% confident this is a art project and not a restaurant
At this point they’re just trolling us
What the fuck is wrong with people
This is the worst one I’ve seen.
Is this supposed to mimic mud or even shit on the bottom of shoe? 👎🏾👎🏾
That’s it, I’m unsubscribing from this sub. It just keeps getting more fucked. Soon there’s gonna be fish still on a fishing line with the whole damn fishing rod as part of the plating, and I don’t wanna be around for it lol
And to drink??
A plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.
Here ya go
This is cocaine cooking. Chef is far up his own ass.
This is the wtf I come here for.
At a certain point it’s your fault for going out to restaurants and paying your hard earned money for such ridiculousness. Look at that water glass. Is it a digital glitch? Light refraction? Or is it seriously that misshapen intentionally? How much did the boot crackers cost?
This is just getting damn ridiculous now. Sweet baby Jesus in a minivan, they’ll be serving soup in a Diva Cup now.
I feel like this is a vegan restaurant, where the chef hates vegans.
This is probably one of the worst and most pretentious ones of them all.