French restaurant served my gf food on a rock.

by Wizards96

5 Comments

  1. Wizards96

    For over $100 you too can eat half-cooked meat off a rock like a fucking caveman!!!

  2. bilateralrope

    I hope those are scorch marks on the wooden dishes.

  3. WilliamJamesMyers

    what food? i dont see any food, what i see instead is a ribbon scrap left over from the christmas wrapping area in the hallway – the one we have been walking around for months because mom wants to show us feckless kids how early she finishes her shopping but i digress, there is a wad of pine tree something in the top bowl for which i literally today picked from my neck as i walked through the woods too close to tree branches, and finally maybe a bundt cake sampler covered in pebbles that looks as dry as a popcorn fart. so again where is the food.

  4. Pretty-Novel7715

    What’s that bread like thing on the wood supposed to be? It looks burnt.

  5. StainedSky

    Two slices of jambon fumé that’s way too fatty with a random pine branch on top, a kouglof that’s been cooked in an oven that’s too hot, and I have no idea what that thing in the back is?

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