At what Austin establishment are you MOST likely to get food prepared by someone who is completely stoned?
There’s got to be one with the absolute best chance.
Inspired by this Onion classic: https://www.theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897
by almondjoybestcndybar
34 Comments
istartedpanicking
Cheeba Hut would be too obvious…
renegade500
God I hope it’s Thundercloud.
Lake_Speed
I dunno about the other location, but tucci’s off 71 is where I consistently run into the highest employees. Awesome sandwiches, so keep up the good work everyone
cleanenergy425
Eastside Pies
ponkyball
Came here for Thundercloud, not disappointed cuz it is indeed Thundercloud
cleanenergy425
There used to be a pizza place tucked behind the intersection at Oltorf and Lamar. They always won the “most high” competition… one time we picked up our pizza and brought it home only to find they forgot to cut the damn thing. Just one whole pizza.
DWwithaFlameThrower
Thundercloud Subs
Clunkyboots22
There was an Indonesian restaurant out in Buda back in the early 70s called The Jasmine Isle, and the entire staff from fore to aft would be so zonked it was nothing short of amazing that the whole shebang didn’t unravel catastrophically…..but it never did.
voelkergirl
I’ve 100 percent served people coffee high. It really puts you in the zone on the espresso machine.
akajondoe
Waffle House at 3am. The dude that came to serve us last time had to pause to look at his nametag before he introduced himself. The food was pretty good, and waffle house has always been a breakfast with a floor show.
jnp2346
It’s Austin. The correct answer is every other restaurant.
I mean, for Pete’s sake, I watched my community college professor get stoned with his other students in the 1990’s.
Lazarikus
Conan’s Pizza hands down
into_the_soil
Thundercloud on 12th. Those folks are high as shit at all times. Even more than compared to other TC’s.
PrickASaurus
Yes
sillyd0rk
Back in the day the original Salvation Pizza would have to be mine.
Rod_Belding
Kerbey Lane is my vote.
moonflower311
Freebirds. The closer to campus the higher the percentage
Immediate_Nebula_572
South side flying pizza on E Cesar Chavez. The kid taking orders and answering the phones was so so out of it that someone else grabbed the phone out of his hand and started taking orders. We actually quit going because our order was almost always messed up.
EloeOmoe
ctrl+f “Thundercloud”
cmaztecbrewski21
Hoboken pie
Glitchracer
Conan’s. Have a friend who worked there years ago. She was the only one who wasn’t high, apparently.
sunshineandrainbow62
Thundercloud and that wasn’t even hard.
Aoibhistin
Starseeds is the answer.
GoodArm6210
Austin’s pizza ! just go to the back door!
clever_username_eh
My ex and I went to the old Kerby Lane off Jollyville.
She ordered iced tea. The waitress brought a glass of ice water and a large selection of tea bags from which to choose…
mattypants
In the middle of the lunch rush the kid taking my order was so high I had to coach him through taking my order: “Now submit the order on the screen. You need me to pay you now so take my card and run it. Okay now hand me the recipt and a soda cup.”
Of course, it was ThunderCloud.
sendingourbestcats
Cherrywood Coffee House. I still remember the cashier stoned out of her gourd.
dredge000
Foodheads, and it’s so delicious
Solid_Owl
Highland Lanes
it’s in the name.
That’s branding.
thehighepopt
I can’t believe I don’t see Magnolia Cafe yet. I’ve known many people who worked there and they were all high, all the time.
waterlo0o0o
I am so happy we all agree that it’s Thundercloud.
willtodd
Brooklyn Pie Co. next to Lala’s. they have solid pizza and a nice guy working there who was just obliterated the last time I visited 😆
hardballwith1517
Its always thundercloud. One time I went in and they were playing music that sounded like that scene from Apocalypse Now where they are shooting mortars trying to blow up that bridge in the dark. I told the dude “offend me with the onions” and he loved it.
wolverineismydad
Immediately said Thundercloud, glad to see the people agree. Had the best sandwich of my life there made by a guy who was definitely a wizard.
34 Comments
Cheeba Hut would be too obvious…
God I hope it’s Thundercloud.
I dunno about the other location, but tucci’s off 71 is where I consistently run into the highest employees. Awesome sandwiches, so keep up the good work everyone
Eastside Pies
Came here for Thundercloud, not disappointed cuz it is indeed Thundercloud
There used to be a pizza place tucked behind the intersection at Oltorf and Lamar. They always won the “most high” competition… one time we picked up our pizza and brought it home only to find they forgot to cut the damn thing. Just one whole pizza.
Thundercloud Subs
There was an Indonesian restaurant out in Buda back in the early 70s called The Jasmine Isle, and the entire staff from fore to aft would be so zonked it was nothing short of amazing that the whole shebang didn’t unravel catastrophically…..but it never did.
I’ve 100 percent served people coffee high. It really puts you in the zone on the espresso machine.
Waffle House at 3am. The dude that came to serve us last time had to pause to look at his nametag before he introduced himself. The food was pretty good, and waffle house has always been a breakfast with a floor show.
It’s Austin. The correct answer is every other restaurant.
I mean, for Pete’s sake, I watched my community college professor get stoned with his other students in the 1990’s.
Conan’s Pizza hands down
Thundercloud on 12th. Those folks are high as shit at all times. Even more than compared to other TC’s.
Yes
Back in the day the original Salvation Pizza would have to be mine.
Kerbey Lane is my vote.
Freebirds. The closer to campus the higher the percentage
South side flying pizza on E Cesar Chavez. The kid taking orders and answering the phones was so so out of it that someone else grabbed the phone out of his hand and started taking orders. We actually quit going because our order was almost always messed up.
ctrl+f “Thundercloud”
Hoboken pie
Conan’s. Have a friend who worked there years ago. She was the only one who wasn’t high, apparently.
Thundercloud and that wasn’t even hard.
Starseeds is the answer.
Austin’s pizza ! just go to the back door!
My ex and I went to the old Kerby Lane off Jollyville.
She ordered iced tea. The waitress brought a glass of ice water and a large selection of tea bags from which to choose…
In the middle of the lunch rush the kid taking my order was so high I had to coach him through taking my order: “Now submit the order on the screen. You need me to pay you now so take my card and run it. Okay now hand me the recipt and a soda cup.”
Of course, it was ThunderCloud.
Cherrywood Coffee House. I still remember the cashier stoned out of her gourd.
Foodheads, and it’s so delicious
Highland Lanes
it’s in the name.
That’s branding.
I can’t believe I don’t see Magnolia Cafe yet. I’ve known many people who worked there and they were all high, all the time.
I am so happy we all agree that it’s Thundercloud.
Brooklyn Pie Co. next to Lala’s. they have solid pizza and a nice guy working there who was just obliterated the last time I visited 😆
Its always thundercloud. One time I went in and they were playing music that sounded like that scene from Apocalypse Now where they are shooting mortars trying to blow up that bridge in the dark. I told the dude “offend me with the onions” and he loved it.
Immediately said Thundercloud, glad to see the people agree. Had the best sandwich of my life there made by a guy who was definitely a wizard.