Show me the worst wine review you’ve come across, I’ll start

12 Comments

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   odedi1 2 years ago

   Can’t even tell what it tastes like

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   nudewithasuitcase 2 years ago

   “Grololo” is hilarious

   Edit: Ohhhhhhhhh it’s [Marissa Ross](https://www.wine-allthetime.com/home/2018/3/15/pithon-paill-grololo-grolleau). That makes a lot of sense. This review is also 5 years old, so. Baiting for edgy boomer replies much?

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   Ill_Competition_7223 2 years ago

   It’s a great review.

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   HateGary 2 years ago

   I’ve had this wine before it tastes like horse sweat.

5. 

   jasonbo007 2 years ago

   A modern masterpiece….

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   michael_p 2 years ago

   This reminds me a lot of untapped reviews I’ve posted while drinking a beer at 3 am after drinking since 7

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   ReluctantSlayer 2 years ago

   I think you meant the best….because that review is 🔥

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   LazyCamoranesi 2 years ago

   That is pretty amazing. But most wine writing is dreadful, boring drivel, that doesn’t really tell you what the wine is for (serious/frivolous/profound/surprising etc). It’s usually just a list of nouns that are followed by some points. Yawn!

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   StereophonicWine 2 years ago

   I also like this review.

10. 

    basaltgranite 2 years ago

    Amazing, perfect parody of wine-babble. Two thumbs up.

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    El_Grande_Bonero 2 years ago

    My favorite tasting note I’ve ever heard from a server at a restaurant I worked at was “It tastes like a fat lady that’s been riding in a saddle for too long” I wish I could remember the wine but the review will stay with me forever.

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    EloeOmoe 2 years ago

    Read a scotch review recently where he twice referenced “kitten’s breath” and I wanted to call the police.