I hope this post inspires rather than discourages. I have been honing this recipe for a long time so if yours don’t come out as good as these it’s just because you haven’t had the time I have had to perfect them
by Das_Floppus
I hope this post inspires rather than discourages. I have been honing this recipe for a long time so if yours don’t come out as good as these it’s just because you haven’t had the time I have had to perfect them
by Das_Floppus
25 Comments
Turd creullers
so basically you pooped in a tray and took a pic, good job ?
Shitzels
That’s literal shit.
r/poopfromabutt
I’m so glad you couldn’t see my reaction, cuz I’m honestly proud of you for trying.
I made something very similar looking for much cheaper in my bathroom
This post is actually really cute. When I zoomed in, they don’t look HORRIBLE. They don’t much look like a pretzel either, but they look like you tried, and I like it.
Why did you cook them in an air fryer?
They probably taste better than they look.
That’s poop
this is no pretzel. this is shit from a butt. rip.
I love to spend hundreds of dollars on a stand mixer and special bread flour and then cook it in an air fryer
I love big soft pretzels. Until this. Now this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
i gotta be honest with you, jack; that looks like shit
You did a real shitty job making pretzels
that shits unreal, what do the pretzels look like ?
Nah man I’m good. Thank you tho.
til my cat is an expensive stand mixer
You don’t have to take the “shitty” part of the sub so literally.
Did you just airfry some poop?
Hey, my dog makes those!
dookie pretzels
At last a chef of the same high quality as myself!