The £46 A Day Mediterranean Cruise – Onboard P&O’s Ventura

In todays video we are back on my bargain cruise holiday and you get to see a, sail away, trips ashore and the pursuit of boom boom.

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Hey Y and welcome to callum’s Corner welcome back to my cruise Vlogs yes I am currently on the internet’s cheapest cruise it cost me £552 to boot it goes for 12 nights and all my food is included it’s amazing it’s equivalent of £46 a day for all you can eat an

Accommodation um we are currently in vgo although I think we’re going to be leaving very soon uh I wanted to start the Vlog before that so I could capture the sale way I think that’s the technical term is basically when the ship goes but everyone bloody loves it

They go out and have a little dance and everyone gets excited it’s brilliant um before any of that happens though I need to sort myself out physically uh you may well have noticed my hair is out of control it needs to be purged so I’m

About to do that um I would like to just talk about this if any of you are of the shaven inclination like me it’s a really good haircut to have it’s sensible for self-defense purposes no one can can grapple with you you feel clean it’s easy to maintain um I highly recommend

Shaving your head uh but this is amazing I used to just clip it all off uh it never quite went short enough for my liking this does it shorter it’s really pleasurable to do uh I highly recommend them not a pay promotion um just a just an everyday tip from someone who shaves

His head all the time get yourself one of these they’re awesome right I’m going to purge the hair on my head and then we will head out on deck and watch the sail away right all I’m out on Deck um Captain’s just made a couple of announcements number one he said he

Might get Rocky again tonight which I’m all for that was exciting last time uh and number two uh that we’re about to leave so I thought i’ pop out and say goodbye to V go all goodbye anyway let’s go get some more food I’m just going to get a cup of tea

And some food but I might going out the pop Afterwards that was brilliant that was absolutely brilliant everyone’s bopping around the Energy’s up everyone’s having a good time love that really love that only thing that I wish is that I’d want one of my mates with me I could have got this made up as a twin cabin and brought

Gav along it would have been even better if I B my mates here wouldn’t it everything’s better when you’re with your mates um never mind next month I’m going on a a um adult only weekend to bot leens and Gavin big coming with me so that will be bloody awesome do

Wish one of them was Ian Aldo it’s brilliant loving this annoyingly it’s still raining which is really Curt in my activities but I’m a more lik to BU to get some food um very excited to see what they’ve got tonight oh it’s another Wonderful Buffet let me show you what

I’ve got right we’ve gone for Mash sausage with onion gravy and some green bead obviously I’m going to be going back for seconds in a bit but that is a very strong start oh another wonderful dinner has been consumed I love Mash mash will make you big and strong um

Also the STA here is so nice it’s um it’s making me miss India a bit and also think that maybe I should visit the Philippines lovely people anyway I’m headed down to the prominade deck for my post dinner stomp now it’s become my little habit and I’ll have a little

Drink of R and you know see what’s happening right I am back in my cabin now after a very pleasant strugle around on the old prominade deck and a little interaction with a lady so I’m doing my Loops round on the prominade deck deck seven right and um I walk past this lady

She’s maybe a little bit older than me but tidy um and she says to me I see you walking around here all the time do you not get tired I was like James bloody Bond I just said no I’m very vigorous and then I walked away she’ll be

Thinking about that now won’t she very bloody vigorous that’s going to be on her mind iron’s in the fire heyo right I am back in my cabin now it’s quite late it’s um it’s nearly 11:30 um had an awesome evening just wed in around this ship having a few drinks

And stuff uh spoke to a few people one bloke uh who I met he he just massively reminded me of one of my best mates a guy called fish um it’s not his real name it’s just what we call him but yeah this B was a dead ringer for him and um

He told me about the buffet being open like super late at night so before I came back here I’ve gone to the buffet made little stop and grab some food let me turn you around and show you yeah look at this nearly 11:30 I could just stop off and grab food incredible

Cornish pasty chips beef and coal SLO nice little sausage um chicken wrap this I tell you this is going to spoil normal life for me I don’t know how I’m going to go back to normality it’s incredible all I’m going to turn in for theight but it’s been another cracking day on the

Cruise um yeah I’ll see you in the morning good morning to you all um I’m quite tired this morning I just couldn’t get off to sleep last night um got this thing on my mind basically a couple of days ago I bought a coffee cup on board

Dis spoke not disposable one but one that it’s just made out of plastic basically but I paid £650 for it um unfortunately is I’m lying down trying to go to sleep it’s still on my mind a little bit like you PID £650 for a plastic cop you’re an idot you’re a MOG

You’re a moopy you know what I mean like a maner going through my mind um I am trying to take action over it I am kind of cloring back some reparations personally every time I go to the buffet after I’ve eaten my fill when I’m totally full up and I don’t need

Anything else um I’m going back and taking an extra cake and forcing it down each time I do that in my head I’m taking one pound off the price uh I still need to do it a fair few more times to feel comfortable with the

Situation but yeah it was just AR to get to sleep it was it was still bothering me last night anyway I’m not going to let it spoil the bloody holiday cuz I’ve woken up um and you see that look at that that’s bloody Portugal outside I love that I

Love this thing where you wake up and suddenly oh there’s a whole new country outside your window it’s awesome so um thinking go out on Deck have a little Luke at Portugal off the side get some breakfast in me and hopefully by that time it will stop raining and we can go

For a little walk around in Portugal Lisbon yeah that’s the plan anyway right let’s get to the buffet all right here you go welcome to Portugal oh that’s nice isn’t it looks like a nice face I like all the um the kind of orange terra cotta roofs very

Picturesque now I’m going to grab some bacon yeah look at this look at what my Eagle Eye is spotted so having a little stroll after breakfast um and I’ve noticed they’re filling the balls up I can’t wait right I’m back in my cabin now post breakfast it was very nice and

I forced down a couple of cakes and stuff but that is not what I need to talk to you about so I’ve got back here and um Nature’s taken its course after a couple of cups of coffee you know it’s natural I’ve performed a biological evacuation hit the flush button and the

Flush isn’t working right come out here and found reception to report it and they’re like yeah no we know there’s a View cabin is not working at the moment we’re working on fixing it I think maybe the captain even made an announcement earlier that I just didn’t hear but um

It’s just sitting there in the toilet now I’ve got intense paranoia about it I’m worried that the cabin sh is going to come in and try and turn over my room he’s out there doing other ones at the moment I put that little thing in the keyhole that says I’m resting don’t come

In but I’m worried about it you know I want to go off and go and explore Portugal that was my bloody plan but now I feel like I’ve got to stay here and guard it in case he walks in and comes face to face with it and thinks it’s

Like a hate crime or something I mean I’m sure he knows there’s an issue but but I’m just worried about it you know what I mean I think I’m going to have to stay here and guard it till the flush is working again Christ I feel like a twisted

Version of Golem you know what I mean my precious it’s unfortunate cuz you know the way I look there is some similarities to Golem anywhere and here I am guiding my own personal precious it’s not precious it’s a bloody defecation I just want to flush it

Down God this is a bloody nightmare oh thank the bloody Lord listen to this you don’t realize what a sweet sound that is until he denied it right that is taken care of it’s um it’s gone now uh so it’s safe for me to leave the

Cabin let’s go and have a little look around Lisbon right there we go I’m off the bloody ship back on dry land F you got in you hey they got the old duck Ducks ear like India although the old seem an awful awful lot more calm um the Tuk TS

Do look a little bit newer and swankier but still it’s reminiscent right just done my first road crossing um well done Portugal you’re pretty good managed to cross safely very different experience when I was in India um and way better than newor as well actually it’s quite warm here it’s

Surprising I know it shouldn’t be obviously I’m in a different country it’s much warmer in Portugal but I don’t know CU I’ve cruised here it doesn’t feel like I’ve gone anywhere do you know what I mean just sat in a ship and suddenly I’m off and it’s warmer it’s quite

Weird oh least been looks nice look at this right go grab myself a froy coffee or something and never stroll around it’s really nice here loving all the little Alleyways little Hills and stuff everything’s small and qu Lisbon I quite like you a lot of Hills lot of Hills

Definitely reminds me of bral in that way getting steeper and steeper I’m going to get to the top though and have a look hey Luke I made a little friend hello mate hello oh got a bit aggressive now bit playful I think he’s a little kitten seemed to really like me at

First there you go here you go ah man you found appreciation for cats I do miss penny I’m going to have to take it back for my mother at some point I’ve got plans don’t worry right well um Lisbon’s been nice um steep you voger Christ um got proper sweat on from

Walking around here but I think I’m going to head back to the ship now uh they were filling up the pools and I want to go and investigate if I can have swim it’s going to be like the best day of the cruise so far right let’s head

Back ah man that’s what I should have done bloody segue tour awesome oh my ass well don’t I wouldn’t enjoy it but very bloody slippy that’s gone now there’s you hear that that Weir squeaking hell is going on it sounds like Su from Su and sweet’s being sexually abused or

Something Christ oh it looks lovely here the sun’s come out Christmas tree’s out nice little market squares people gathering around what a lovely little place well sh I’m calling it little it’s a proper city is it but for a city especially actually it’s really nice and kind of

Personable yeah Luke how cool that you’d feel like the absolute Dawn wouldn’t you driv around in that quality can you see that in the distance let me zoom in a bit zoom in zooming zoom in yeah look at that it’s like a bridge going across the whole

Harbor I stop fingering it but yeah there is a canac and Bradway B across the harbor looks awesome I’m loving Lisbon right excuse to you two decent F but obviously the boto facts yeah um back on the ship and grabbing a little light lach um quite interested actually I’ve come

Here with access to Burgers and pizzas for my live bu each day I’ve been on here every single time I’ve chosen a burger which is um as indicative isn’t it it’s a big question what’s better Burgers Pizza I think we’ve afterday access to both Burgers every time just

Heading back for the cabin after a very nice burger slightly disturbing experience while I was out on Deck this young teenage L walk past with his mate he’s like oh my God that’s that Tik tocker you like Tik to that famous Tik tocker aren’t you normally I’m you know

Delighted to meet you guys but to be described as a Tik tocker uploaded one bloody video out there I had to give them a little bit of a stare YouTube YouTube mate um but yeah I guess it’s what they know isn’t it the kids bloody

Tik Tock I’m out on Deck Captain is just giving the announcement that we’re about to leave Lisbon um we go underneath that awesome bridge that I showed you earlier I missed it on the way in this morning so um I don’t want to miss it tonight yeah exciting right we are moving but

It’s taking ages the ship is like just inching its way away from the land at the moment CAU two minds now I feel like it’s going to be ages till we go underneath the bridge and maybe I should take advantage of that and go and you

Know um talk into the buffet I don’t looked down there earlier it’s quite quiet because everyone’s out here and um theyve got an amazing selection of Cory I haven’t had a Cory since I got back from India I don’t think have I I don’t know but I bloody love Cory so I might

Go grab myself some I think I’ve got time I think it’s going to be agent still under the bridge don’t want to miss it though it’s tough isn’t it tough choices here we go getting proper close now um this been look spectacular doesn’t it all lit up

Behind me bloody wonderful but yeah it’s all about that bridge now it’s making a noise can you hear that it’s like humming like it’s humming in the wind might be the car’s going over it I’m not sure but there’s a definite noise oh we’re so close we’re so close it’s happening it’s happening

We’re actually going underneath now maybe if you look should probably turn you around and give you a better view but it’s kind of like a live reaction isn’t it Under the Bridge Red on Chili Peppers here we go here we go did you hear that there it directly underneath

Wow hey that was good was it that would reallying good right right let’s go get some food take me to the place I L as I am together we cry hey that was spectacular right come on let’s actually go get some food now I bet the buff be

Bloody evening now all right I’m back in my cabin now just come back to chill out for a little bit and let my dinner go down before I go out for the evening festivities um I’ve got into a really nice routine in the evenings actually I’ll do my little loops around the ship

I’ll head into the theater and stuff see what’s going on in there taking a bit of this show uh and then go around the bars just have a few drinks and stuff chat to some people it’s been really really decent um I just wanted to talk about

This uh it was all waiting for me when I got back to my cabin um now this happens on a daily basis you get a uh very glossy see full color um Daily Newspaper um and also by full color adver now that does to me all about you guys seem slightly hypocritical seeing

As I was um forced coerced into paying 1650 for a cop because they you know care about the environment so much they don’t want to use fully recyclable um cost the cardboard cops but this apparently is okay is it p& all this is fine is it even know you’ve got like an

Online app system and you could just be publishing it on there or just putting one out for everyone to see putting it up on a notice board or something um but this is okay because it makes you money come on P make it make sense don’t make me pay

£650 for a bloody cop uh when you’re doing this on a daily basis hypocrisy isn’t it let’s be honest Pio it is a bit hypocritical yeah you can tell it’s still really really bothered me that whole cop thing um I’m almost I’ve almost clawed it back though I’ve been

Having loads of cakes and stuff even when I’m not hungry um I’m almost there a couple more of them and I guess I’ll I’ll be able to rest a bit easy with it I hope kind of feel like it might bother me for a while but at least I can make

Kind of find some kind of piece is my hope right yeah I’m going to have a little chill out and then we’ll go out for the evening I’m on my way back to my room this is not a drill I think I might be in tonight incred oh Christ

Incredibly exciting development I I think might be in a potential boom boom situation so um a little while ago I was walking to the theater to go on in to watch the show right and this lady stopped me I’ve seen her a few times down by the bars and stuff and she

Started talking to me she was saying um why is your face so grumpy like what’s going on which is really really weird cuz a couple of nights ago another lady on the ship AAS called Janet she said the same thing to me she was like oh why

Have you got such a grumpy face like you’re not enjoying your holiday I don’t know why people are saying that to me I don’t think I’ve got a grumpy face but maybe I’ve got like um what’s it called like um AR resting face or something I don’t know I don’t know but

Because someone had said it to me already a couple of days ago I had a whole answer prepared in my head and I was just like you know oh no no I’m not grumpy it’s just my face she had a little chocolate it and we had a little

Back and for for a couple of minutes and she’s declared that I’m not grumpy and she’s invited me to join you for a drink later down at the bar this is very exciting um I couldn’t sit in the in the show I planned to watch it for a while 5

Minutes and I was just you know all nervous energy and stuff I’ve come back to my cabin I’m going to have a shower um that is something that you do need to be aware of for a lady’s pleasure if you are in a potential boom boom situation you should be absolutely unscrupulously

Clean especially down there and um I did spend a significant portion of today walking around Lisbon it was hot it was hilly um yeah I don’t want the potential Betty swall situation so I’m going to jump in the shower and I’m just now having a little choose um I don’t want

To leave anything to chance tonight you know what I mean it’s been so bloody long um I’m just trying to choose the most appropriate on way to change into as well so you know dress to impress leave nothing to chance um I’ve got a number of options I’ve got my my super

Dry pants which H kind of like classy um not quite designer kind of lowend designer I guess you’d say kind of Everyman designer um I’ve got my Primark ones my primari ones now obviously they don’t hold the same cachet as super dry but they are really Whimsical and nice

They’re bright they’ve got like parrots on um and also I’ve got the best of the best now I almost never wear these I’ve had them for a number of years now I saved them for the most special of occasions uh but they are full-on designer they are Calvin kleines um

Given that it’s been nearly three years now um no it’s over three years now actually it’s gone November and it’s been a bloody long time I’m going to wear the celvin kleines I’m leaving nothing to chance I’m going to jump in the shower and with the absolute best of

Intentions and well-meaning and stuff I really hope that I don’t speak to you again tonight I wish me bloody luck I’m back one last time and um I need to be quick because I feel like I’ve taken ages to get ready I ran off and got

Myself another large JD in coat just for a bit Dutch courage I feel like I’m I kind of perform slightly better when I’m half CAU and it’s been a long time so I could yeah I could use the help anyway uh I’m going to do a quick fit check and

Then I’m off so um I have I popped on the super dry shirt that is kind of the compromise cuz I went for the Calin K boxes uh in terms of trousers I’ve changed into my tightest pair um I don’t know whether that’s a bit obvious bit

Kind of like you know we are in a meat shop but I guess in this situation you know you may as well flu it if you’ve got it um and I’ve also changed my shoes I’ve gone for my most understated pair of Jordans that I brought with me um I

Did think about wearing some of the brighter ones I love the brighter ones but um I didn’t know whether there’ be a bit much for her I think she’s kind of pushing 50 um quite difficult to tell it’s got the makeup there C on but I thought the really bright ones might put

Her off a little bit um and finishing touches uh a little bit of scent goes a long bloody way one for good luck down there there we go right hopefully I won’t see you till tomorrow now I’m off good morning actually you know morning there’s not an awful lot

Good about it I’ll got to the chase there’s no one here I’m here on my own it was ridiculous it was an absolute joke last night so after I’d got myself ready I I I finally walked into the bar right and she’s there sitting with another block not not something innocent

Like you’re probably thinking oh maybe you did like they just chatting like like it wasn’t just innocent I know cuz I hit behind the pillar I watched him for five minutes they were flirting he put his arm around there and I swear to God he’s no way he’s even over 5’8 it’s

An absolute joke imagine doing that youve chosen bloody beat be jerky when you could have had beef Burg ridiculous I just walked off in the end and got myself a few more JD and cokes I feel rougher than a badges Ming this morning so disappointing you get your

House up and that’s what bloody happens anyway I’m going to go and get some breakfast I guess cuz I need to eat I feel really hung over and horrible this morning um yeah get some food in me and we’ll take it from there not a right I’ve had a shower and opened my

Curtains I wouldn’t say I’m in a good mood by any means but um it is quite a nice sight let me turn you around look at that it looks all sunny and nice outside that’s something at least isn’t it they surely they’re going to open the pools up today they filled them

Yesterday it’s sunny and calm today surely today’s the day I get a swim at least I get to experience some kind of wetness this holiday all right let’s go have breakfast oh my God this is amazing I’m out on deck and it feels like that summertime in England is absolutely

Amazing I’ve think I’m off the coast of Morocco at the moment lovely right let’s go get right I’m back in my cabin um irritatingly I had spent way too long enjoying the sunshine wafting around out on the deck and eyeing up the pools and stuff and by the time I got into the

Buffet um they’d stop serving breakfast they’d shut it down and they were cleaning it down and getting ready to swap out the foods and stuff so I am baconless on the morning when bacon would have made a massive massive difference to me um but it’s not all

Doom and Glo so when I was walking through the buffet um in the far Corner sitting in the window I saw that L last night and she was with that bloke I spotted her with last night and that’s you know a little bit like a knife with

A bloody heart but um in the cold light of day with the sunshine pouring through the window and stuff um I didn’t really fancy it so who knows you know it stop like this it does make me think that maybe there is a higher being looking

Out for me call it God or whatever because if I had done that I would have massively regretted it this morning it was just a combination of JD and Coke and Desperation um so yeah maybe there is a something looking out for us who knows who knows anyway I’m going to wait

For them to finish cleaning the buff and change out the food and I’ll go get something it won’t be bacon and eggs which is what I would have liked but you know I’m not a complainer I’ll make the best of it it might not be breakfast bacon but there is bacon consumed I’ve

Got some cooco van and some lovely Mash little bit of garlic bread decent way to start the day I’m back in the cabin post breakfast SL lunch I feel so much better now I’ve got some food in me um it feels so different on here today the whole VI

Of the ship has changed now it’s sunny and nice everyone’s out on Deck everyone’s some bathing using the pool and stuff so um I’m going to change into some shorts I’m going to get up there you look at this didn’t even realize it was BL going on having too much fun

Froling down by the pool going through the stets of jalter we got Gibralter here we got Morocco the other side I was in Morocco earlier this year bloody loved it love to go back there and show you guys it was just the best time oh this is

Amazing I really become a fan of cruising I tell you I’m loving this you just come out on deck and you all these different sites going there like to this week is well jalta on the way back ly brilliant proper prop person out there um somehow I haven’t bought my

Sunglasses I don’t know what’s going on sometimes I wonder where I’m going a bit scena or something anyway I’m going to go and try and grab myself a pair go do a little bit of shopping so let’s go and have a look my head shapes even listed

Work all no no lot couldn’t find anything that fits my blood of yet I just want a simple pair of soup super dry one super dry sols everything but I’m not going to spend 100 quid on a pair of rayb bands that make me look like a look like an off of as

It is you know what I mean hey y right I’m just back in my cabin to have a little chill out before I go up for dinner um considering how you know today started it I can’t complain it’s actually been one of my favorite days in

Ja brta and Morocco either side my phone keeps giving me different text messages oh you’re in Spain oh you’re in Morocco oh you’re in Spain roaming roaming roaming it’s like must think I’m a bloody jet Setter um yeah it’s been really really good I’m loving the sunshine it feels like we’re somewhere

Proper different now and um in terms of last night I’m more and more the way I’m thinking about it is it you know it was a near Miss if anything you shouldn’t with a woman you shouldn’t have to be there to stick your bloody flag in and

Claim her like unclaimed land you know what I mean and same with men as well if you’re that way inclined or you’re a woman seeking a man you know if you have to be there and stick your flagging and be like oh this is mine um it’s just not

Worth pursuing you know value yourself higher than that if someone wants you they’re bloody white shouldn’t have to rush down there and Climer like a bloody Iceberg or the surface of the Moon um yeah it was a near Miss if anything right I’m going to have a shower get

Myself ready and then we’ll um we’ll go up for dinner I think it’s one of those formal nights again everyone’s wearing toxin go a mighty only bloke he doesn’t only it tuxed all got one suit that I bought to go to a wedding last year maybe I need to get more grown up

Clothes never really needed a toxedo before but apparently you do I’m back in the cabin uh dinner was good had some jerk chicken rice and peas some lovely potato salad salad uh yeah very very pleasant um I’ve come back just cuz I cannot be asked with a formal night

Tonight I know it’s not mandatory um it was fine up in the buffet and stuff but the rest of the ship the bars it’s just craw with everyone in um evening dress tox seedos and stuff and I’ve just stuck a hoodie on cuz it’s a little bit chilly

Now I feel like a bit of a scuff bag and I just can’t be asked with it tonight so I’m going to just have a a chilled evening I think watch a movie maybe I’ll head back to the buffet for some late night snacks later um but yeah I’m going

To take it easy I’m pretty tired as well so I think I’ll um I’ll have an early night tonight and I’ll get up super early tomorrow i’ quite like to get up and um just watch the sunrise maybe from a hot tub or something so yeah that’s

The I reckon yeah good morning to you all um I’ll be upfront and honest with you I have totally failed on the waking up early front in fact I’ve woken up really really late um I just couldn’t sleep last night couldn’t get off the sleep I was tossing and turning up

Bloody night and not in a pleasurable way anyway I don’t know whether it’s the stress of not sleeping or the changing diet be on all you can eat crws and you know just stuff in my face all the time but something Hasen happened and I have had a slightly painful poo this morning

Now I do have an ongoing anal weakness I do I have an issue there I’ve I’ve suffered with it previously um so I’m going to take action today it’ll probably be fine tomorrow but um you do only get one anus and if you look after

It it will look after you so I’m going to go ashore i’ looked at the window and we’re back in Spain it’s um K I can’t pronounce it but we’re in a Spanish place so I’m going to go ashore and pop to a pharmacy and just pick up a couple

Of things that will potentially Aid my pain just in case right yeah let’s do this let’s go and have a little l in Spain and find me some bomb medicine oh I tell you what slightly painful bomb or not it is bloody lovely to be walking around out in this Sunshine people in

Warm countries like this I hope you know how lucky you are but in December you can just be strolling around in your bloody t-shirt and loving life it’s amazing all right let’s find this Pharmacy here I tell you what this is actually a really bloody lovely Town

Look at that you got the mountains up there coming out the clouds and in this way you’ve got like this old wall kind of Fort area that reminds me a little bit of something from Game of Thrones you know when KY was in slav his Bay a

Lot of things do remind me of Game of Thrones it’s kind of a point of reference but yeah really decent place this I think I’m getting close to a pharmacy now L El so there we go a bloody found it pharmac here here I come hey that’s done um I’m not actually sure

What’s more excruciating anal Agony or the agony of having to M to a Spanish pharmacist who doesn’t speak English the fact that you’re in anal Agony and you want some medication neither are ideal really are they anyway it’s done now hopefully that will help um now I guess I can explore

This place a little bit and I think I’m going to enjoy it it seems really nice right we going to go grab a frothy coffee or something and try and take it all in all right I’m going to get back on board the ship now I’ve really enjoyed this place though it’s

Absolutely stunning mountains over there and the forks on top and stuff I’d quite like to live here I think that about everywhere to be honest with you know although less since I’ve moved house and people don’t know where I am now I’m not being constantly docked but I do often

Think when I go aboard oh i’ quite like to live here probably just me though anyway let’s get back on board this all we’re doing the sail away at the moment from cart we’re doing the sail away at the moment from this Spanish Place uh this

Has become one of my favorite bits of the cruise actually got a guy singing guitar doing that ha song in acoustic style the lovely mountains there clouds rolling over them stunning ain’t it sun setting in the background there Mr seagull don’t try anything you TW and here’s the um the entrance to the

Port yeah I really like this bit nice little for to the entrance it’s a nice defense isn’t it lovely I’m going to go get some food I think hunger oh I’m excited tonight right this is what I’ve got on the first go up got some Chinese ribs loads of

Potato salad in salad Cornish pasty um and when I go back in I’m going to go for some chesan sesan one beef I’m definitely not saying that first bit right but yeah Chinese beef I’m going to go for when I go back in and a bit of rice lovely Jo right

Dinner has been consumed but unfortunately the Spectre of stress has raised its ugly head again so um I was eating my second serving of dinner um and I’ve had a text message well WhatsApp message from um the lady that my mom lives with now she’s moved out

With one of her friends um apparently I need to phone her someone’s kicking off with my mother she’s mark it urgent so yeah I’m back here to do that wish me bloody luck oh my god I’ve been on the phone for ages it feels like I’ve spent

My entire life on the phone um basically my mother has lost her head um apparently she she started drinking she’s watched the crown there’s a new series of the crown out apparently and it’s the one where it’s all about where Diana dies and it’s just set my mother

Right off she’s mental mental chicky Oriental about the royal family in particular Charles and Diana just send her out of her bloody tiny pea-sized little mind um the lady she’s living with says she’s just she’s lost her stuff basically I don’t want to swear but she’s drinking she’s going on about

The people’s bloody princess all the time and she’s asking me to go back and help out calm me down and stuff I’m mean the bloody Mediterranean on the cruise what do you want me to do about it spoke to my mom for a while that it’s it’s not

My issue I said phone my sister Amy and she can come and deal with it and she was like well she’s in Bristol isn’t she I’m on a cruise ship in the bloody Mediterranean which do you think is closer the Mediterranean or Bristol bloody get Amy involved she can do it

For once I’m doing not about it for Christ sake right yeah I’m going to go get me a drink and take some timeout a bit of fresh air and just calm myself down again but my mother is an idiot bloody people princess my ass and that’s not derogatory about Princess Diana she

Was a wonderful woman and she was fit I absolutely would have done but come on it was Bloody years ago now who cares good morning to you all right it’s going to be a much better day I’m in a better mood I’ve had a far more pleasant poop

To start the day it’s just a much better way to get your day started not being in pain um also as well as that I’ve woken up and open my curtains that’s Malaga out there so yeah let’s go get some breakfast and let’s go and explore it there we go little bit of

Maler for you this morning looks decent don’t it not been here before I know it’s popular though nice boats nice mountains right another lovely bacon based breakfast has been consumed um let’s go and have a look around malago right I’m off this ship um just having a

Stroll down into malago I don’t bother with excursions I quite like just strolling around independently um Malaga seems well nice look at that behind me very very bright I do wish I had some sunglasses but I’m not going to complain I’m not a moer do you know what I mean first world

Problems all the sun’s too bright for my eyes it’s too sunny it’s too nice or we n you won’t even me complaining might try and P some sunglasses while I’m assure though yeah look at that Malaga is decent hey there’s people Som bed on the beach they got their shirts off and

Stuff I know it’s a different country but to an English person to be able to do that in December that’s just mental so bloody lucky have a little Luke on the beach I see it Luke’s well nice yeah almost down into the town now well almost out the

Harbor now Jesus that’s a big bloody SE go look at him chunky you bger right come on here we look at this this is amazing not only is it stunning um it is warm as it looks it’s the middle of bloody December and you could quite happily sit here in your swimming

Trunks and be perfectly comfortable quite like this you know wouldn’t mind living here that’s the LI M teste isn’t it do you want to live there I kind of do right I’m in this nice little Park area very pleasant although I have realized I can actually

I can see my cruise ship over that way I thought I was walking you know in a random Direction uh apparently I’ve actually just done a big loop around the block never mind got nothing to do nowhere to be so it’s nice just doing loops around the block I guess just

Exploring concentric circles actually it’s not a bad idea oh I found a castle thought of some kind oh lovely lovely Joly what is it is it a castle up there oh maybe not oh maybe let me turn you around look there’s some kind of ruins up there isn’t there don’t whether I’ve

Got time to make it up there probably got time don’t know whether I can be asked to be fair lovely I’m on my way back to the ship now cuz it’s almost lunch time I don’t really want to buy lunch in malago and I can get it for free on the ship

But um it’s a lovely little Port isn’t it some lovely yachts in there look at that oh my God look at that one that’s massive that’s so big I feel like I should kind of go stand outside it and Shout up to them hey what do you do for

A living like that Tik Tok God that’s amazing good afternoon to you I’m back in my cabin that did not actually go very well in miger um ended up with a bloody migraine I wonder why my eyes were so sensitive to the sun it happens

To me quite often on for fortunately I get my grains but it was Bloody awful cuz I had to get back to the ship and it was so bright walking along like this like some kind of vampire couldn’t deal with his son yeah I’ve just been trying to sleep

It off for the last few hours in the room even now when I open my curtains the Daylight’s too much for me um which is really really unfortunate because it means i’ I’ve lost my Streaker broken my streak of a burger a day um yeah it’s

Annoying but I’m going to stay in here I think until the sun’s gone down and just let it settle down a little bit hopefully and then we’ll have to we’ll have to get a double big dinner to make up for it I guess right I think I’ve recovered sufficiently now to leave me

Cabin I open my curtains a little while ago and let some natural light in I seem to be doing okay um I hate bloody migraine say are the bane of my life I’ll be having a nice day and then suddenly oh there’s great big patches

Missing at my vision and I just you I know at that point that the next few hours are going to be bloody hell anyway it’s it’s time to go and get some food but it’s not really it’s only about 20 5 which is very early for dinner but seen

As I skip launch I’m going to go for it early tonight I think yeah let’s go find some food I’ve gone for some mash for a stter tonight Mash sausages onion gravy for there we go that is Malaga receded into the distance it’s been a weird one

Today with my migraine I feel like I’ve barely been up and enjoying the ship which is a bit of a sh sh still there’s always the like night bu way to look forward to it’s only an hour away or so now really going to stop my face tonight

I’ well not barely eaten but I’ve not made hey you know what I mean all you can eat really need to do better I’ve just finished my little stroll around the prominade deck I’ve still got about 20 minutes or so until the nighttime Buffet opens although I

Might have lost my appetite slightly so I’m strolling around and this old guy walks past me and he let out the biggest wetest fart that I’ve ever heard in my life it was proper and there was just zero FS given by him he just had a small little

Satisfied smile on his face I don’t know whether I’m disgusted by it well I am disgusted by it slightly because I was kind of downwind from it but also I kind of respect it do you know what I mean if I get to that stage of my life and I’m

Happy just walking around just farting leaving my best life you got to respect it a bit haven’t you anyway yeah I’m hoping my appetite comes back by the time the buffet opens right it’s time let’s go get some buffet food right here you go I’m back from the

Buffet with a small selection I might go back for some more in a little bit I don’t know we’ll see how we go um so I’ll take you through my way what I’ve secured for myself this is a chicken Caesar roll uh these are obviously chips

You can’t go wrong with chips and these this will surprise you these are vegetarian sausage rolls and I bet you’re thinking K why on Earth if you’re gone for veggie sausage rolls well I’ll tell you for why uh cuz I didn’t have any meat ones or any Cornish pasties or

Anything so I was kind of forced into it but it’s not an issue for me I don’t mind eating vegetarian vegan food it’s part of my diet you know I’ll eat that and I’ll eat some meat you can’t say that about a vegan can you they’re not

Kind of big enough or given enough to or open-minded enough to say oh I’ll eat both of them no they just stick to their own don’t they almost racist in a way anyway um I’ve also got a little lemon cake which will be my dessert and it’s

All going to be washed down with a lovely Jack Daniels and Coke which I’m not sure is a great idea given had in migraine today but I did have one earlier um so I might as well have another now here we go right let’s get eating hey not only am I enjoying my

Lovely late night snack I can also hear the band playing down below in the theater can you hear it might be an issue for some people if they’re like sleepers and stuff but I don’t mind it actually I like the beat I like the beat kind of the rhythm is

Within me so I’m quite comfortable listening to some nice bit of druming um yeah right I’m going to stop talking and do some more eating now um love these chips I make really good chips on here right it’s rainy and it’s very very cloudy so you probably can’t see that

Much but that that’s youra right let’s go get some food in let’s go get some food in and then we go and explore well once it stops raining we’ll go explore there it is that’s the rock apparently there’s a load of monkeys up there got a Costa shopping center up a little

Luke it’s pict a hot not sign of McDonald’s yet though we’ll find it we’ll bloody find it oh Burger King bloody Burger again getting closer right no McDonald’s yet but I have found a couple of Christmas gifts which is a bonus um everyone’s so friendly here I swear there’s a

Correlation between how warm it is and how Smiley people are uh everyone just seems Smiler and happier in these warmer places something to think about good morning to you right a little bit of a different start to the day today so I’ve looked out of my window um and there’s a

Whole lot of cruise ship there um other side as well one of them’s like a big Posh kunard one uh and the other one one is I don’t know what Dre line is but it’s bloody massive um slightly conflicting feelings about that I found myself looking at it and almost like

Coverting it a tiny bit made me examine kind of like how I felt do you know what I mean like do I want to be on the other ship and um I’ve decided no no I don’t I’m very much happy with this place um what I’ve done uh to kind of reaffirm my

Love for the ship I guess you’d say my my um my loyalty to venturer I’ve come up with a parody song in my head you guys know I like to do my little songs when I go on holiday almost to kind of pay homage to where I am um I’m going to

Sing it to you but I’m going to end this Vlog here and play you out with a song uh there will be one more cruise ship Vlog um I’m going to do the challenge where I attempt to eat my cruise Fair room one day uh so there that to look

Forward to um if you enjoyed the video please leave a like if you didn’t please leave a dislike and yeah enjoy this little song that I’ve done for um for Ventur when I need motivation my one solution is my queen cush she stay strong yeah yeah she is always in my corner right there when I want all these other ships are tempting but I’m empty when you’re gone they say do you need me do you think I’m pretty

Do I make you feel like cheating I’m like no not really cuz oh I think that I found myself a favorite ship she’s always right here when I need her oh I think that I found myself a favorite ship she is always right here and I need her sails like a

Model looks perfect like a ship in a bottle yeah yeah