I know the Cholula pic is the original but any flavor of the brand could be put in its place.

by kobadias

30 Comments

  1. siLveRSurvivor

    M – Cholula (safe and wouldn’t cheat on me)

    F – Marie Sharps Habanero (would taste good and be spicy)

    K – El Yucateco (not bad but its ingredients list is up to something)

  2. DtEWSacrificial

    I’ll fuck Frank’s Red Hot because the lack of heat will be a plus in coitus.

    I’ll marry Tabasco in hopes of getting into the McIlhenny family fortune.

    I’ll kill… all of them… slower than my SO wants the fridge cleared to make room for new stuff.

  3. barricuda_barlow

    I’m killing Cholula and having a three way with the other two after I marry Marie Sharp

  4. Stewapalooza

    Never had Marie sharp, but it looks enticing.

    Marry Yucateco, fuck Marie, kill cholula.

  5. hauntingduck

    i’m about to become a serial killer I guess

  6. MisterEarth

    Fuck Yucateo, Marry Marie Sharp, kill Cholula

  7. arbiterror

    I’ve been banging Yucateco’s sister, Green, behind her back.

  8. SoylentPaper

    F – Melinda’s Fire Roasted Jalapeno and Garlic Pepper Sauce

    M – Marie Sharp’s Red Hornet Pepper Hot Sauce

    K – OLD BAY Hot Sauce

  9. TheTubaGeek

    Fuck Yucateco, Marry Cholula. I’d only kill the last one because I’ve never had it before.

  10. redbluewhite890

    I’ve been eating Marie Sharp’s (originally Melinda’s) since the 80’s so I guess that counts as a marriage?

  11. Prudent_Put_2293

    Kill Cholula, fuck Marie Sharp’s, marry El Yucateco.

  12. linkhandford

    Just putting this out there… please don’t fuck any hot sauce. It will likely burn your genitals.

  13. Severe_Focus_581

    Fuck the XXXtra hot, Marry Marie Sharps, and definitely kill that cholula

  14. zaizar94

    Fuck Yucateco because that’s the toxic relationship that burns white but will end badly for my anus
    Marry Cholula because that’s the one I settled down with after being burned by yucateco and looking for a safe and reliable relationship
    And kill Marie Sharp’s cause idk that hoe

  15. SpartanDoubleZero

    Marry Cholula, fuck Marie sharp and kill Yucateco

  16. carnage819

    Kill Cholula, F*ck Marie Sharpe, marry yucateco xxx

  17. cjorgensen

    Jesus, I’m fucking the Marie Sharp’s so hard.
    I’m marrying the El Yucateco.
    Cholula is dead.

    This is the only right answer.

  18. danSTILLtheman

    Marrying and fucking el yucateco, killing cholula and haven’t had the other

  19. DesginerSuave

    Another question. Is Marie sharps really as good as people say?

  20. Capable_Jacket_2165

    Fucking the yucateco, marry the Marie Sharps and kill Cholula

  21. Corporate_Shell

    Go back to the dating pool for more options.

  22. M Yuca
    F Cholula
    K Marie sharps the most overrated crap EVER

  23. Chitown_mountain_boy

    You’re fucking the Cholula lady aren’t you?

  24. BackgroundPrompt3111

    M El Yucateco, F Marie Sharp’s, K Cholula

    I love them all, but that’s not how you play the game…

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